Paragonofanimals🧚

Me and my girlfriend double booked 2x Chris Stapleton tickets for Sat 7th Feb in San Francisco, CA I’m happy to show proof of tickets on Ticketmaster app and negotiate price xx Send me a dm if interested #Ticketmaster #chrisstapleton

“i found your twitter” me:

Today is National Introvert Day

celibacy gang we go again 1/365. lock IN

*I will start 2026 productively* me on january 1st:

Happy New Year! 2026 will be a banger

me on my dry ass phone switching from tiktok to instagram and then back to twitter

I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO SCROLLS PAST THIS. BUT IF GOD HAS SAVED YOUR LIFE MORE THAN ONCE… TYPE AMEN.

“Your package will be delivered today” Me all day:

I could be happy af and my face will still look like this

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too tired to study too scared to fail.