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ultimate innovation theater guide: >pick any delusional high-tech idea. nano, robotics, biotech, AI. the longer the timeline (5-10+ years), the better. quick results are strictly forbidden >find a half-baked prototype. obscure patents, eccentric professors, "works in theory, needs polishing". AI is perfect: 1 year for a demo, 15 years + 10k devs + datacenter to actually ship >build an abstract pitch deck. zero clear revenue metrics. billions in TAM, 45 markets, 27 segments, 5 business models to pivot through for a decade. add vague B2B partnerships for logo drops. blame "enterprise planning cycles" for delays >target a $50M+ net worth individual. ask for ≤5%. sell the future, not the numbers. buzzwords: blue ocean, paradigm shift, strategic moat. pitch aggressively, avoid deadlines >take the funds. install the investor’s guy as CEO for "oversight". make the investor Chairman. quarterly check-ins = perfect dopamine drip. frequent enough to stay engaged, rare enough to avoid pressure >rent a 200m²+ Class A glass/concrete office. 25th floor minimum. hire 20 devs, buy new MacBooks. print massive Gantt charts, 3D prototypes, cover walls in schematics. looks like a Milla Jovovich movie lab. hire a receptionist named Milla >pay yourself $8K–$20K/month. this is the only real money you'll see. dress the part: visionary founder or eccentric genius in a lab coat. match the investor’s age/vibe >"develop" the prototype & partnerships for 1-2 years. if funding holds, loop steps 5-8 with 1.5x numbers. never pitch VCs (they’ll sniff it out). let the angel find co-investors who also want to "change the world" >when the investor gets bored, hire an MBA as CEO to "find product-market fit based on our data". sign everything before they realize it’s a trap. they’ll stay 1-2 years on a fat salary. you quietly exit to another project or a state innovation fund >land a corporate role as "Head of Innovation with proven startup experience" OR restart the cycle. multiply all numbers by 3x >p.s. it actually works. just remember: you’re not saving the world. you’re directing expensive theater. showbiz with its own rules. everyone leaves happy. it’s just a job.

Anthropic Mythos public access drops today just connected my wallets to every single DeFi protocol out there let the games begin - which one gets drained first? place your bets, gentlemen.

@yourpops lmao

truly motivated by monaco ngl. will memes ever afford such lifestyle?

everyone loves a good apocalypse forecast. nothing says “I’m prepared for the future” like doomscrolling predictions, reading about fallen empires, and quietly panicking about all the things that could go horribly wrong most people aren’t actually laying down straw. they just want the adrenaline hit. wake up the next day, see food in the fridge, and feel weirdly relieved. or they use the scary stories as fuel to whine, demand compensation from imaginary overlords, and remind everyone how they’d fix everything… if only they weren’t driving a taxi the few who do try to prepare usually spiral - too many risks, not enough straw here’s the uncomfortable truth: nobody knows what’s coming. not the analysts, not the gurus, not the “I called 2008” guys some risks you can’t control. for those? relax and enjoy the ride. either it won’t happen (most don’t), or it will and you’ll already be dead. either way, no point stressing the rest - the 90% you can control -comes down to three things: 
>Experience - solve enough problems and you stop creating stupid ones 
>Connections - be useful, not an asshole 
>Money - the ultimate cheat code for problems so forget the fancy predictions. the winning strategy has always been the same: 
>Solve real problems >Don’t create new ones for yourself >Help good people >Make as much money as possible, as smartly as possible >Keep it that covers 99% of life’s bullshit
the last 1%? Yeah, fuck it.

@doomergirl_exe this sad asf, i think a dude without any passport can visit more countries

@0xAorie u can only visit places if u try and say out loud, ur furnitures gonna start floating

67k SAR? pfft selling mine for free hmu

is there a peptide to cure gamble addiction

saylor shitposting this, knowing that in a couple of hours he’ll rape 100 000+ guys

@phantom follow and it will be u

what’s your biggest follower flex? i’ll go first:

@pierrecoins he just waiting my long pos

Not a single dollar has moved in 16 years. Is he dead or alive?

most important futs open in less than 45min

@karthikponna19 100% not a cryptotrader

guess the profession

@saylor 32$/d salary?

32?

@nellyeeee u raped this btc chart again

sheeeeeeeeeeesh craziest session I've had in a while, I've always thought that I performed well when there was volatility but honestly I didn't expect my gut feel read to be this good, all those hours/days practicing the cut and reverse really paid off also marks my largest swing trade to date on BTC which is pretty cool too HTF swept the prev low and bounced which is what you would hope for if you want the range to hold but it is pretty crazy how little support there was on the way down, figured we'd be back down here but I didn't think it would take 3-4 days to get there lmao hope you're all doing alright and none of you got caught in the hell loop that is perpetually trying to long the 'bottom' no need to give into the doomer shit, price ebbs and flows it'll be back up eventually, you might just have to be a bit more patient than you would've wanted

@_itsjustshubh spot on. That’s exactly why the 'stealth mode' and 'enterprise planning cycles' excuses exist. When they ask for a customer, just whisper 'NDA with a Fortune 500' and change the subject to TAM. Works every time

@0xAorie the tell is when nobody can name the actual customer or what specific problem they have. impressive demos, zero users

ultimate innovation theater guide: >pick any delusional high-tech idea. nano, robotics, biotech, AI. the longer the timeline (5-10+ years), the better. quick results are strictly forbidden >find a half-baked prototype. obscure patents, eccentric professors, "works in theory, needs polishing". AI is perfect: 1 year for a demo, 15 years + 10k devs + datacenter to actually ship >build an abstract pitch deck. zero clear revenue metrics. billions in TAM, 45 markets, 27 segments, 5 business models to pivot through for a decade. add vague B2B partnerships for logo drops. blame "enterprise planning cycles" for delays >target a $50M+ net worth individual. ask for ≤5%. sell the future, not the numbers. buzzwords: blue ocean, paradigm shift, strategic moat. pitch aggressively, avoid deadlines >take the funds. install the investor’s guy as CEO for "oversight". make the investor Chairman. quarterly check-ins = perfect dopamine drip. frequent enough to stay engaged, rare enough to avoid pressure >rent a 200m²+ Class A glass/concrete office. 25th floor minimum. hire 20 devs, buy new MacBooks. print massive Gantt charts, 3D prototypes, cover walls in schematics. looks like a Milla Jovovich movie lab. hire a receptionist named Milla >pay yourself $8K–$20K/month. this is the only real money you'll see. dress the part: visionary founder or eccentric genius in a lab coat. match the investor’s age/vibe >"develop" the prototype & partnerships for 1-2 years. if funding holds, loop steps 5-8 with 1.5x numbers. never pitch VCs (they’ll sniff it out). let the angel find co-investors who also want to "change the world" >when the investor gets bored, hire an MBA as CEO to "find product-market fit based on our data". sign everything before they realize it’s a trap. they’ll stay 1-2 years on a fat salary. you quietly exit to another project or a state innovation fund >land a corporate role as "Head of Innovation with proven startup experience" OR restart the cycle. multiply all numbers by 3x >p.s. it actually works. just remember: you’re not saving the world. you’re directing expensive theater. showbiz with its own rules. everyone leaves happy. it’s just a job.

the absolute fckin truth

@madeinphantom narrative warfare is the only war where both sides want to lose, as long as the stage looks good. Glad the script resonated.

@0xAorie Wow. This was an astonishing read. My wavelength. Orchestrate an obscenely large game of narrative warfare.

never waste a good crisis

@wantsomemore22 it’s ok, u don’t need publicity after this guide

@0xAorie thanks, mate. i followed your advice, but after the first step i won’t be able to post on X for about 200 years...

ultimate life-changing guide: >move to North Korea >start finding exploits and hacking ai-shit projects >profit