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@BackTheBunny well done

POLITICIZED INTERNET SEXUAL DISCOURSE, A GUIDE: Chudsley McBased deconstructs how sex that lasts more than 30 seconds is inherently feminine and you should be nutting as quickly as possible to own the hoes and break free from the longhouse. A true sigma finishes, tells her to lose weight, and leaves. - Foreplay is a domestication ritual designed to break the male spirit. BAP speaks of this. - Doggystyle is degenerate. All he can think about is Tupac while in that position. Evola speaks of this. - He has had sex three times in the last year; they all required lube and boner pills. - Takes 9 different supplements for “vitality” and “T”, lifts no weights, and has the endocrine profile of his father. ---- Susie Q. Chungus reviews how despite him doing 90% of the work in bed, the fact he doesn’t go down on you as much as you do him is super problematic and the only way to fix this is by ruining your relationship. - Her therapist thinks this is rooted in her people-pleasing anxious attachment style (she pays a liberal woman $250/week to nod at her). - She can’t get off without the use of an industrial-grade bean pulverizer. She’s been on birth control since she was 12. - She thinks she has a “breeding kink” (she is a normal female) - She thinks she is “sapiosexual” and “demisexual” (she is a normal female) - Her ideal man is emotionally available, goes to therapy, cries openly, reads poetry, and she's completely unattracted to him and doesn't know why.

@josephdelong Many such cases

I started a Google Meet eating some easy mac before people joined. My AI notetaker: "Lonely man in a hoodie eating microwave mac and cheese"

@kirbxbt Yes

i have no other choice than become rich and jacked

@GODofETH They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Just got liquidated for the first time in months Send it

Base has solidified itself as one of DeFi’s most prominent L2’s out there. 🟦 With $5.2B TVL, rapid settlement, and one of the most active user bases onchain, @Base has quickly become Ethereum’s fastest growing L2. And as of last week, Cove lives on that ecosystem.

@internbrah Just found this out today too

We’re thrilled to announce Cove has officially launched on @base. 🚀 This is our first expansion beyond Ethereum mainnet. Why Base? Lower fees, faster finality, and a thriving ERC-4626 ecosystem. Perfect environment for Cove’s one-click DeFi vaults.

@josephdelong got dam

Your existence in this industry is on an as needed basis. I am tired of reading entitled tweets authored by bozos who didn’t make it after 4-8 years of just existing. Or tweets of how unfair the industry is to left handed bisexual werewolves. You are competing with the most intelligent motivated people on earth in the most pvp industry in existence. If intelligence, hard work, and time in the industry were the recipe for success @_prestwich would be the emperor of the multiverse . After 8 years of full time employment and 11 protocols launched. I still have not seen financial success. Please shut up, no one is listening.

@imperooterxbt This deserves to be in all capital letters with the classic imperator pfp

Another successful audit in the books. ✅ @Montyly, ex-eng director @trailofbits, covered our core vault logic, automations, and execution routines. All findings have been addressed and remediated. This is how we deliver you higher, safe yield on Ethereum.

@Weeb_Mcgee It's literally this meme incarnate

Man this is so depressing She sees a post on Twitter that is in line with her world view and thinks that's the ultimate truth and the majority opinion. I wish I could live my life simply like that.

@GODofETH Go back to sleep plz

$ETH was 11% higher when I went to sleep

@crypto_condom This is literally a Black Mirror episode imdb.com/title/tt229078…

This is the dumbest shit. You cant live in the past. Memories and lives are more special because they're finite.

It's really ogre isn't it boys

Don’t let your profits get rekt. 💥 Unlike other protocols that failed users with irresponsible use of leverage, Cove gets you higher, safer yield without the risk of blowing up. Earn up to 10.03% APY and $COVE tokens right now in the coveUSD vault.

@DefiIgnas Should look into @cove_fi too see

Vault products like disgraced Stream xUSD will continue to attract users. DeFi gets complicated and retail WANTS higher passive yield, so 'experts' fill that hole. Problem is opacity: You can't track where funds are in real time. DeFi already solved this issue last cycle: Products like Yearn, Beefy, Fluid 'Lite' vaults are transparent. And Lido is entering Vault category with their own strategies. Yep, yields are less juicy, but at least you know where the money is and where the yield comes from.

@annascarroll today's your day @devops199fan

happy "i accidentally killed it" day to all those who celebrate

Hope you all have a spooky and safe Halloween! 🎃 The only thing that shouldn’t scare you is the lack of LVR or MEV on Cove…

@storming0x DeFi summer got me hooked on CT. What's being posted daily now... not so much.

Folks today will never understand how bad the experience is on CT rn vs. DeFI Summer Your normal scroll on CT was: new DefI primitive, experimentation, tech write ups, weekend hack of DeFI primitive, funny memes of nurses, hentai, new primitive, hentai, monday hack...hentai...

@GODofETH @matchaxyz Only in DeFi does the exchange moo and scare you with sounds

Just went to make a swap on @matchaxyz in a meeting to btfd and some spooky music started playing and freaked out my meeting