Achilles Ace Camden

@bruno_akampa 💯

Throw in a tusker cider after this meal and you will be in the bar looking for a seat under the fun🙆‍♂️😩

@DoreenNasaasira How much money do you have?

My boyfriend is not romantic,boring in bed.imagine we only hv one round of sex n he sleeps off,he doesn't cuddle wid me.there are moments when l want to sleep on his chest but he doesn't allow me.he's talking abt marriage but I'm worried. Can a marriage survive without good sex?

@nbstv twitter.com/nbstv/status/1…

Hon. Solomon Silwany: Yesterday, the Speaker called no one. We mobilized ourselves and came voluntarily. #NBSBarometer #NBSUpdates

@samadkimera 🤣

How did mosquitoes survive in my hotbox? I need a new plug

@cringemode We need all kinds to keep this thing going

@wachasamuell 🤣

Parents can be such alarmists and conspiracy theorists

@DrKigelii Cloaca

Funniest nickname given to a teacher in your high school was?

@nbstv @Parliament_Ug Honestly is still alive 🙏🏾

Hon. Katali Loy, District Woman Representative Jinja, has voted "NO" to the censure motion against minister Persis Namuganza. Voting by roll call pursuant to Rule 99 of the Rules of Procedure is still ongoing at @Parliament_Ug. #PlenaryUG #NBSUpdates

@nbstv @Parliament_Ug that one has to clarify this only begs the question further

Hon. Solomon Silwany: The public will have different reactions to the censure motion on Hon. Persis Namuganza, but what we are doing is for the good of Ugandans and this country. @Parliament_Ug #PlenaryUG #NBSUpdates

@sammiemanini1 As it reads, you were fired for something else

I can't believe I was fired from my job at the zoo for leaving the gate open, I mean who can steal Lions? 🦁

@qataharraymond @GonzaSsekandi @YkeeBenda @Mutuzo_M @mkbernz @jefflukuta @kinyerajordan 🤣

@GonzaSsekandi @YkeeBenda @Mutuzo_M @mkbernz @jefflukuta @kinyerajordan The only pressing we recognize is the one our boys did on you guys yesterday 😂😂 that’s a real pressing issue

@justChinks Interesting couple of weeks ahead

If Arsenal win this, I quit alcohol, masturbation and sports. Same time.

@irumanyika Hype…., if they can take n share selfies you got them hooked

A generation that is obsessed with a foreign league #EPL and not their own, they will do anything to show their support for the EPL, but not the local league. What do we need to do to change this?

So there’s people@earning money without us ?? 😂😂

This jaj is going to Kyadondo. If you know you know

@bartlettdaron @Fix2kahuma 💯

Whoever prepared this should have all their sins forgiven on Judgement Day.

Kati nze alya enkoko mu January nkola wa? Miyige okushevinga 😂😂

Ugandans are mad people 💀

@AineDasha Face Off… fantastic movie

What exactly was going on in 1997, is it just me or that’s some other chap 😂😂

@alvinaijukah @Kakuba_ so it’s not the pick up line that is working …, right ?

Pick up lines only work if your good looking