sydney 🐶

When I was a kid I wanted to be president mostly because that would have to mean that >50% of the country liked me (lol) and I imagined myself being the youngest and most fashionable president, but I didn't anticipate that Id be the first female president too

WRONG!!!

She wanted to fuck him so bad she looked stupid and now he's subpoenad

She got him subpoenad

@sahib14384912 But youre right

unshaven lesbians be treating john waters how pan africanists be treating gaddafi

@downwitdaclique It jumps And dives And it ripples Like the deepest ocean

Sade lil voice crack in Is it a crime gives me a boner

Religious people were sooooooo oppressed in the USSR because the evil Soviets made them learn science and didn't let them proselytize on the sidewalk to random people 💔💔💔

@chillextremist @badger_bone

If someone misuses a word don’t correct them. Let them live ontologically

Type shit

Was at Miniso yesterday looking for ponies, they probably had never seen a young lady so despondent toward a wall full of Sanrio

Sade Saturday

Ter um gato castrado, gordo e estúpido de estimação te faz parte da nobreza. É como ter um conselheiro eunuco

I still think about you every day mars argo

Bu sabah böyle bir şeyle karsilastim

they weren't fertilized eggs either idk

When I was a kid I had some goose eggs I was convinced would hatch into like baby dragons so I tried kinda laying my body over top of them to keep them warm but they were crushed and I cried a lot because I had killed my babies and I felt bad for my shirt for getting it dirty

I love Morrissey the first time I heard the smiths my life changed permanently

Wait is it Morrisseys birthday