Dr. Feelgood

5 games left of the regular season until the Celtics go to war

I can’t prove it, but I know Apple makes autocorrect intentionally bad just to piss people off. No way that with all the AI and computing power my phone can’t figure out when I’m trying to say “well” and when I’m trying to say “we’ll”. In 2026?

I swear to god if the universe doesn’t stop throwing a fucking wrench into everything I’m going to crash the fuck out

When you’ve got gaming CEOs saying players need to “get comfortable with not owning their games,” then yes, $80 is a ridiculous amount of money for a game. Especially a Nintendo game.

Forgot how good RDR2 is

Cover it in roses all you want, your shit still stinks just the same dude

This dude and the wall

“Nobody cares.” -Joe Mazzulla again, probably.

It’s just BIG ME

i miss mac miller man

But we somehow don’t have film of the 100 point game

The only minority destroying this country is billionaires.

The world needs a Joe Camel return

Let’s box bitch @elonmusk

Guy checking Linds and I out at the store told me I have gorgeous eyes. So I’ll be riding that compliment high for the next 20-30 years. Thanks dude.

@Riley_Gaines_ Acting like you were robbed of a championship or something. You tied for 5th place lmao. You’re just ass.

Three years ago to the day I raced and tied a man at the DI NCAA Championships in the 200 freestyle. Today, the Trump administration paused $175M in federal funding to University Pennsylvania for this reason. Serendipitous.

I was told by several republicans that I didn’t need to worry about Project 2025 because “Trump has no intention of following that plan.” And yet, here we are. It’s almost like they were lying to y’all and everyone was trying to tell you.

Picking McNeese over Clemson was my genius. Picking VCU over BYU though was quite the opposite.

44th in education 49th in healthcare 44th in quality of life 44th in adult obesity 42nd in poverty rate 50th in standardized test scores

Time to hit that stage in New York, Marshall. We got a Tony to win