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🍌 Austin Aries AKA Banana Master
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Austin Aries
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Austin Aries
@ADoubleMachine
Plant Based Athlete: Gets plenty of protein. Actor: Does all his own stunts. Part-Time asshole, Full-Time lover. [NOT real. Follow 👉@AustinAries]
Las Vegas, NV Katılım Mayıs 2017
149 Takip Edilen370 Takipçiler
No, I’m not dead. Yet…
Yes, I have another match this weekend.
If you can’t be there in person, you can still witness greatness on GSW’s YouTube channel.
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Yeah well, maybe it is. A lot of things needs to be done as well, but it’s definitely worth a try.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Living together sounds like a rush, but hey, as long as you both are happy, you're good.
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Yeah... that’d be weird. But, we’re not... you know, there yet. We’re not going to be rushing things.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Oh. Well. That's... A thing I guess. You do know that makes me like... Your father-in-law, yeah?
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No, no. I’m staying there rent free. Well, we met at a show and, I found out that we both loved to cook, and... I wasn't looking for a relationship, but we have great chemistry, so we decided to give it a shot. 🤷🏻♂️
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Uhm... Yeah? Is he renting a room or like... Okay fine, how did that end up happening?
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Oh, I thought you’d never ask. Well, I’m going to be staying there for... a while. I’m not exactly sure how long, but hopefully a few months, maybe even a few years if things go according to plan.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Don't defend my house against me. What are you even doing there?
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And nobody came looking for you? Hmm... That is strange. Then what happened?
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Well... I asked for directions, he said "right down this hallway" so I went there and there was nothing for hours and hours.
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I don’t know, Jim. Could’ve been blood, for all I know. It sounds like you’ve really angered them. You knew the house is haunted, you could’ve nicely asked for directions, you know, instead of drawing on the walls with a MARKER.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
A MARKER! WHAT ELSE? I'm not the Marquis De Sade. It was the bathroom and the top room.
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Hold on a sec... Was the bathroom the only room you couldn’t get to? And, what did you draw with, exactly? 🤔
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
I mean... I tried going to the bathroom and I honestly swear the hallway was long as hell. I even drew a mark on the wall to see if I was just going in circles and I was.
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Wait. What? 😂😂 Tell me more. Sounds like a great story to share.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
I mean it fucking is! I didn't say there were decapitated heads in the fridge, I said there were three days walking in circles when I needed to piss!
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Strange? Weird? ... Who are you?
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
That's a strange thing to get used to. We used to go there more often-ish before, but things got busy here and weird there.
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At first I wasn’t sure, but later I understood that, that’s how things work around here and I gotta adapt to it. I see things differently now as I learn new things about this property and its current owner.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Are you sure? Neverending stairs, doors that appear and disappear, rooms that were never built. And I've been sober there too.
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Actually, I don’t think it’s as ominous as you think it is.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Uh... That sounds ominous. What did you see?
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... Yeah. It’s a beautiful place, indeed. In so many ways.
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
Sounds like you went to my house in Sheppey.
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I’m in another dimension, I believe...
Cʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ@PreludeToMisery
That's an excellent question. I think it does. Most of the time. Where have you even been?
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