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@Trevornoah You're right... District 9 wasn't an alien invasion... they were doing business with Nigerians...!!

Maduro did Trump's dance on live TV and got deported INTO America. The irony is undefeated. 😂 Watch the full special now! Only on Netflix. #StandUpComedy #Trump #Maduro #Diddy #netflix

@LarryMadowo @Obaofwwe forbes.com/forbes/1999/03…

I’m 11 years older than Oba Femi so why do I look like his little brother? 😳 He told me he would beat Brock Lesner at #Wrestlemania and he did!

No greater metaphor for this entire week than Pete Hegseth quoting a fake Bible verse from the movie Pulp Fiction to Pentagon staff.

@NytoP2PMwangi 💯💯💯💯💯

Senior Counsel Nelson Havi paid school fees for a student at the Kenya School of Law! That same student came back with a second request, inviting the former LSK president to a fundraiser to renovate their church in Kangemi. Havi gave him a brutal response: “We do not need to build more churches for now. We need to build hospitals, schools, and roads. I will not contribute.” 🤣🤣 Is he right?

There is more than meets the eye

How China is reporting the Epstein Files! Communists_of_surprise

@NairobiWater Hatuna maji Ngumo/Golf Course Estate...going onto 3 weeks..

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@NairobiWater We have had a water shortage around Ngumo area for weeks... tried this number but it's never been answered..

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@wkamaubell Happy Birthday !! Baraka Tele..!!🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

@OCTOPIZZO Iko Gwengfiddich?

Pay What You Can Join us for a vibrant cultural festival celebrating art, music, and community. There’s no fixed ticket price ,just contribute what you can afford. All contributions support the artists and our community programs. 💛 Pay via Paybill: 400200 📌 Account: 1074703 Culture for the people. Powered by the people.

@Halima_Diida Al-Baitya

Assign CS Murkomen an appropriate name😊

@0xmitsurii Share..!! The insulin resistance

Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.

@HusseinMohamedg This post has earned you that paycheck...! Bravo...!! Bw. BS

To the “high priests of eternal pessimism”: You didn’t believe the economy could be restored; has it stabilised and improved? YES. You didn’t believe in affordable housing; is it happening? YES. You didn’t believe in Universal Health Coverage; is it being implemented? YES. You didn’t believe in the Hustler Fund; is it working? YES. You didn’t believe in the jobs programme; is it on course? YES. You didn’t believe education could be reformed; has it been reformed? YES. …and that’s not even the whole list. The foundations to ensure no Kenyan is left behind are now in place (Bottom-Up). And President Ruto has unveiled the roadmap to take Kenya to the next level. So now I ask: Do you believe the President will deliver the new roadmap for Kenya’s transformation; to move us from the Third to the First World in our lifetime? Be on the right side of history!

@DOGE__news What about good afternoon?

If you didn't know, saying "Good morning" is now considered racist 🤣

@KagutaMuseveni Is syphilis hereditary?

I congratulate Her Excellency Samia Suluhu Hassan, President of the United Republic of Tanzania and the Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) Party on her re-election as President of Tanzania. This victory reflects the confidence that the people of Tanzania have in her leadership and vision. Uganda and Tanzania share historic bonds of friendship and cooperation. I look forward to working with President Samia to further strengthen our partnership in trade, infrastructure, and regional integration for the peace and prosperity of our peoples.

@A2HHTheGame His Tiny Desk performance

Happy Birthday Scarface!

@TruthFairy131 Sounds very colonial

@johnnjenga Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons, but I just don't want to know 'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice..!!!

Who the fvck is Alice ?

@DiianaD_ Exodus, Confrontation Bob Marley

Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song?

@TheKevinDalton USA!! USA!! USA!!! 🤣😁🤣🤣

Honestly, thought this was a still image when I first started watching. Nope, just a Tuesday morning in Gavin Newsom’s California