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Liverpool fans when they see Trent Alexander-Arnold speaking fluent Spanish:

@Nidhome1 @1StevieKilner Give it 20 minutes and it’ll be off again

Sky Q is down! I repeat: Sky Q is down! This is not a drill. "Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" (that's a drill) Switching to auto-pilot* #Sky #SkyQ *BBCiPlayer

@SkySportsDarts @SkySports Would’ve liked to have watched it though 👍🏼

Nathan Aspinall is your Night 15 winner in Aberdeen! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

In laws delivery from @scssofas yesterday. Was told to ‘take it’ or it would make the delivery drivers job harder. Forged signature by the delivery driver, a promised call back by 6:30pm yesterday and no answer from scs since. Shocking. Avoid scs at all costs 👍🏼

@HastingsDirect an email sent a week ago re an open claim. Not even an acknowledgment. Can someone please get back to me.

Clyne, Sturridge and Lallana #GMSF

@dubslife1 Wrighty’s laugh at the end😂

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@amjonno Joke!

I’m starting to hate football… Not a deliberate handball. Hand in a natural position. VAR is shit!

@leazesender_ @Lucas_Coppin Where do you draw the line? Another mm? Another inch? Another foot? If it’s offside, it’s offside.

That is not offside. It just isn’t, and it’s sure as fuck not clear and obvious. At best it’s open to interpretation. So it’s basically whatever decision you want it to be. And this is where the favouritism, bias and corruption come in. This isn’t a fair game anymore.

@talkSPORT Did he Jeff?

That was satisfying

So many April Fool’s jokes that are actually plausible given the increasingly insane real things happening in the world!

A year ago today, my mate replied with this… 3 days later, he ended his own life! If you’re not ok, please say so. Please say how you really feel. Focus on the highs, they’re precious. ❤️ Regret the things you did do, rather than the things you didn’t. #RestinPeaceParkesy

I do not want primary school children full stop to have sex education. Nor do I want children to be taught about changing gender. We need to protect their innocence and childhood.

Going straight into the keepers arms.. a deflection, a megs and under Onana’s hand on the way in 🤣

@craiglemiles @_LJenkins94 Never be beaten mate

@_LJenkins94 @AGods_44

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Bayern are still averaging 2.25 points a game in the league. The level of arrogance is unbelievable… #Bayern

Information for Saturday 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 Be great to see you for some live football and beer pong 🇬🇷 Schedule: 2:30pm (H) Reserves v Ellwood Res (FJ Pope Cup) (A) Lydbrook v Firsts (NGL 1) 5:30pm Bournemouth v Man City 📺 7:30pm - late Beer Pong 🏓🍻 8:00pm Arsenal v Newcastle 📺

@hambo22 @__BP__ That’s not how a global company like ASDA works.. you realise how much it would have cost them to have an employee sit down through hours and hours of CCTV to catch a few dvd thieves? And for what after all the court costs etc.. they’ve had a mare, take the loss and move on🤣

@__BP__ It's a good story but very unlikely to be true. CTV existed back then so would have certainly caught the culprit. Also if doing this would make more sense to bring your own envelopes to lower chance of arousing suspicion as being the guy who always paid for them when posting

@ghan15482671345 @BBCMOTD @GM_83 @AlexScott There are only so many midfield places. And we all know he won’t get in infront of Rice, Phillips and Henderson. So he won’t be in. It’s very simple

Curtis Jones has come a long way this season 💪 Should he be in the England squad? @GM_83 | @AlexScott | #FootballFocus