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"The cake acts as a metaphor for Sweden's obsession with African female genital mutilation." [The Screaming Cake, 2012] foreignpolicy.com/2012/04/18/wha…

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Fun fact: La femme de la vidéo est une actrice de films adultes et créatrice OnlyFans. Elle veut moquer les dames mariées pour se rassurer sur ses choix misérables de vie. Et ça marche parce que les femmes aiment prendre conseil chez des prostitués qui ont déjà raté leur vie.

As many women that weaponize sex, I doubt men are getting this much ass a day

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress. You will see things that others do not. You'll feel crazy. Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

@winnerofbenin Didn't have Teyana as a bird brain person but this is the epitome of bird brain activities.

Teyana taylor says iman shumpert did not make her feel safe after she got thr3ats😳👀

@UB1UB2 Fartsy.

Hammersmith & Fulham Council and Crimestoppers have launched a public appeal to identify a man caught on CCTV spray-painting the phrase “I FARTED IN YOGA” onto a hoarding on Uxbridge Road in Shepherds Bush on Saturday 2 May 2026. The CCTV footage, released by the council as part of the appeal, shows the man writing the phrase in large capital letters complete with a copyright symbol, before stepping back to admire his work and adding a crude cartoon ghost next to it. He then stood casually by a public bin, vaping, while members of the public including school children and a cyclist passed by. The council has since painted over the graffiti at public expense. 🎥 Source: Hammersmith & Fulham Council, Crimestoppers 📍 Shepherds Bush, West London #UB1UB2 #ShepherdsBush #News

❗️🇹🇭 Yesterday, Thai police arrested six Nigerian men running a romance scam ring built on AI-generated faces and fake video calls in Nonthaburi, Thailand.

@beri_grizou Kid is retarded. He just likes shouting. He should use all his fame to educate himself better especially if he's hoping to connect globally. Odé.

Peller was left in disbelief when milkish told him he actually thought it was content and that he didn’t know he can’t speak English real life😭😭

X and O joint.

That’s what men have started doing now that’s why most people are single

Women have no standards, the standards women claim to have are the lifestyles men introduce them to, which they themselves can't maintain.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! She DOES NOT know what SPECIES we are?!?!

@acdmma_ If only he could read said contracts

Floyd Mayweather has filed a HUGE $175M lawsuit against his former associate for mishandling his funds and making investments without his consent 🚨 He claims the associate spent years gaining his trust and then caused him money problems, the accusations include: ▫️ Millions of dollars put into fake investments and unauthorized wire transfers ▫️ An alleged $7.5M investment that never existed ▫️ A $15M real estate investment transferred without his approval ▫️ Paperwork that “tricked” him into signing away ownership of his private jet ▫️ His jewellery allegedly being threatened with liquidation without his consent via @TMZ

@RealAshlar You waited a whole 30-45mins while a man ate, in a restaurant, with STAFF, not an all you can eat serve yourself establishment, thinking your food was coming? You really wanted to eat 🤣🤣🤣 And you're gullible as fuck, head on ma'am 😆

This Woman Is Going Viral Online After Sharing Details About Her Recent Date. Thoughts??

People who write essays on Twitter need to be sectioned. Twitter is supposed to be a delivery of your bitesize thoughts/opinions, just because the option is there doesn't mean you have to use it. If I have to scroll a few times because you're feeling 'empowered', I'll block you.

She CHEATED on her husband because she was BORED?!

@venom1s When he gets what she wants from her and leaves her, she'll either do one of the following - blame all men and become a man hating feminist or try to grovel her way back to the boyfriend claiming she was confused and didn't realise what she was doing [she absolutely did].

Ines Garcia left her boyfriend of 5 years when footballer Lamine Yamal texted her on Instagram. He flew her out. Her boyfriend is handsome, treated her right, loved her. But she still left him for a guy she has no future with. Modern women only want money, they don't deserve anything.

Lily Phillips’ boyfriend Sam says he has no concerns about Lily being with other men and claims he is extremely secure in their relationship 😬 “At the end of the day, she comes home to me”