Simon Seldom

OMG this is #spreadsheetporn

Pubs open 🍻

WOW! Over reach from @Parkdeanresorts I can’t believe I have to use a website to confirm my identity to book a camping spot. We are really living in #dystopian times. No wonder they don’t use their X account anymore. (I would have cancelled if we were not joining family.)

@GSGB01 @gaynorkracht He is probably dead - we can hope - back with his best mate Jimmy Saville in Hell

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?

@DrHoenderkamp @UKLabour This is not true though is it? Much of this "saving" isn't a true reduction, it's largely due to the government shifting green levies, such as costs for renewable energy subsidies, from household bills to general taxation, meaning taxpayers will foot the bill elsewhere.

He’s lying. July 2024 - £1,568 April 2026 - £1,641 There is almost zero chance that you will see your energy falls be £300 lower than they were when @UKLabour came to power…

Everyday of the week.. it seems

People in the UK hoping for this to happen

@JacquiDeevoy1 @MrsNickyClark Gives the BBC a database of vulnerable children. What could go wrong?

@MrsNickyClark The BBC: allegedly raising money for children on the one hand and harbouring paedophiles on the other. How does that work?

Sara Cox is bloody brilliant and has raised over £7 million ❤️ #childreninneed #actingyouragecampaign

@LeilaniDowding @Keir_Starmer Is this 100% you Leilandi

@Keir_Starmer Cunt.. lying cunt, gaslighting cunt, treasonous cunt. Cunt cunt cunt. Resign you fucking traitor

We’re choosing renewal over decline. Unity over division. Unlocking the potential of everyone in every part of the UK.

🎉 Big news for Hull! 🎉 We’ve been named one of the Top 25 Places to Visit in the World in 2026 by National Geographic! 🌍 It was a joy to host the team and showcase treasures like the Maritime Museum and the Spurn Lightship.

@real_shirelass Also. The BBC sell licence payer funded shows, to networks all over the world and what happens to the profits? It should go to the licence payers like it would share holders. The whole thing is corrupt

How many of you have cancelled your TV licence?

@real_shirelass I thought it was illegal to fund pedos yet they that all are paying a licence to fund the likes of…. Well too many to list

@GeoffBuysCars @grok

Brilliant news. I think you should only be able to access the @BBC with your #DigitalID

@Lord_Talbot64 @gaynorkracht We need to get it to 38million

Now at 1.4 million. Let us see if we can get this one to 10 million. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7301…

Alas, my @Starlink #StarlinkMini endeavored to rendezvous with its familial counterparts at @SpaceX, yet, despite the vehement protestations of atmospheric currents, (wind) it remains lamentably incapable of aerial locomotion! @elonmusk #lostwithoutyou

@pippaisright @AntiRacismDay How many have put their money and safety where their mouth is and homed an undocumented migrant?

I was DEEP behind enemy lines yesterday with the counter protesters & @AntiRacismDay leadership as 1.5million British Patriots stormed London! I can tell you one thing, they are terrified and scared of the growth of our movement! Showing me clips with worried looks, terrified politically They know deep down they are on the losing side!

@WarriorSpeech28 @EssexPR OMG you are going to prison for this comment!

@EssexPR Is anyone suprised by this anymore? If starmer protected our borders like he protects people like Peter mandelson and jimmy saville we would have a lot of issues solved.

🚨 Keir Starmer refuses to answer questions on Peter Mandelson and Jeffrey Epstein. #PMQs

@MinistryofWit Brilliant

Will Starmer manage to push the Digital ID nobody wants or will Farage help to stop it? Is Britain worse than North Korea or China?

@EssexPR @Togetherdec And yet again another I told you so moment!

NO !!!! This is what Tony Blair has been trying to force for 20 years. Digital I.D is one step closer to communist China, say something bad online, you don’t get benefits or access to travel. NO TO DIGITAL I.D - @Togetherdec