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Amazing how Izzo’s worst teams still make you believe

17 minutes away from Niners-Bengals Super Bowl. Just like we all thought.

all too well short film: her vocabulary: *intelligently communicates thoughts and articulates complex feelings* his vocabulary: f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking f*cking

The fact that 'Message In A Bottle (Taylor's Version)' has been sitting in a vault collecting dust when I could have been listening to it in my car with the windows down for the past NINE YEARS??? STRAIGHT TO JAIL, TAYLOR.

I AM ALL TOO UNWELL 🥲

So proud, great job!!!

Official statement: "Simone Biles has withdrawn from the team final competition due to a medical issue. She will be assessed daily to determine medical clearance for future competitions." Thinking of you, Simone!

Who the fuck schedules a #1 seed against a 100 year old nun on a Sunday

Ughhhh, well cheers to next year!

Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know; half an hour?

Me today

Dr. Fauci: "One of the new things in this administration is, if you don't know the answer, don’t guess. Just say you don't know the answer."

Watching #Lupin and OhhMyGoshhh where has @OmarSy been all my life.... #damnheshot That swagger is unparallel 😍😍😍

On a day for the history books, @TheAmandaGorman delivered a poem that more than met the moment. Young people like her are proof that "there is always light, if only we're brave enough to see it; if only we're brave enough to be it."

Amanda Gorman. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

I don't know if men understand how it feels to see Kamala up there.

I feel 1,000 lbs lighter! #ByeDon

Impeach.

From July 27, 2020.

The fact that this was done with EASE, says waaaaaay to much about our country at the moment