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@military_villan @fesshole He must have bottled having sex with her

My wife regularly has sex with 3 much younger guys whilst I watch. I'm keen for her to keep it up as one of them supports the same team as me, and I like chatting football with him afterwards.

@DrippyUTD1 @curtiswoodhous8 You can’t say they weren’t backed but then spent £200m each year, they just didn’t have any plan

GLaZerS OUt 🤢

@WAFCtabs @MartinSLewis Jeans were designed to not be washed so often

@MartinSLewis I actually feel sick at the thought of not washing something after being worn. How dirty are the people of this country? Not surprised they had to run adverts on how to wash your hands during the pandemic 🤢 As soon as my clothes come off, they are heading straight to be washed

Today's Twitter Poll: How many days do you typically wear a pair of jeans (or similar) before you wash them?

@fonz1971 @talkSPORT He had stupid money when he was trying though 🤦‍♂️

@talkSPORT Faced a tough season my arse stupid money landing in his bank doesn't have to try

Salah has faced a tough campaign so far this season #LFC

@jue19744 @henrywinter 1 scarf 🤦‍♂️

@AMB19390 @henrywinter Really

"We want Glazers out," chant Manchester United fans. Avram Glazer here. Can't imagine he will join in any lap of honour. #MUFC #MUNNEW #CarabaoCupFinal

@talkSPORT 18 goals is struggling? Son must be having a nightmare then, when you digging him out? 🤷‍♂️

@OrestV7 @talkSPORT Bit premature to say Man U are the story either

@talkSPORT You can say this if Arsenal win it come end of the season, bit premature to say it now with 14 games to go.

👏 "The story of the season is Arsenal!" 🤯 "Man United haven't won a Premier League title for one-third of the competition's existence!" Simon Jordan believes that #AFC's transformation is bigger than #MUFC's resurgence this season. 🤔

@BowersByron @curtiswoodhous8 In your opinion 🤦‍♂️

@AMB19390 @curtiswoodhous8 So you’re a hypocrite 👍

Sending me a picture off the internet! The desperation is incredible 😂

@BowersByron @curtiswoodhous8 I never said we were 🤷‍♂️

@AMB19390 @curtiswoodhous8 You’re no better 🤷🏼‍♂️

@GerWillzLFC @TheAnfieldTalk So would keita 😂

@AMB19390 @TheAnfieldTalk He literally would get injured from 1 tackle

🚨 Naby Keita has four months remaining on his contract and all signs point towards the exit door. [The Athletic]

@autosport Good, makes it faster and more potential for overtaking

This year’s #F1 Spanish GP will run without the chicane in the final sector for the first time since it was introduced in 2007 ⬇️ autosport.com/f1/news/spanis…

@talkSPORT Not back yet until they win a big major trophy like the league or a European trophy

🏆 "When you're talking about Man United being back, you're talking about them winning the league!" 👀 "Are they close to Manchester City or Arsenal?" Simon Jordan thinks that #MUFC still have a long journey ahead before they can achieve #PL glory.

@talkSPORT No real Liverpool fan wants klopp to be sacked 🤦‍♂️

Graham Potter likens himself to two Premier League managers as he reveals stance on his future #CFC #Echobox=1677493951" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/football/13452…

@GerWillzLFC @TheAnfieldTalk He would be playing better than keita 👍

@AMB19390 @TheAnfieldTalk Ox is out of contract soon aswell

@kungfu7cantona @Jack97nufc @ToonPolls Agree, but if they’re self sustaining then why would they need to put money in? The problem is they’ve overpaid on players when they should have been investing in those things you’ve mentioned. The problem is Man U fans get angry if it’s not superstars that they’re buying 🤦‍♂️

It appears I have woken up to some very upset Man United fans. Imagine winning a trophy and feeling sad because Toon Polls called your fanbase shite hahahaha. #NUFC

@BowersByron @curtiswoodhous8 And your point is? 🤷‍♂️

@AMB19390 @curtiswoodhous8 Seriously

@curtiswoodhous8 If they hate the glazers so much, why aren’t they all supporting @FCUnitedMcr 🤷‍♂️

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