Andrew Trevor Davies

The boys in pink get back to business next Wednesday and every Tuesday thereafter! 💖

I just found my horse for Cheltenham on the @SkyBet #HorseGenerator! Answer 5 questions about your football club & find your horse at m.skybet.com/horse-racing/c…

Many thanks @PeterCrouchPod for keeping me entertained during an operation on my arm. Not sure the trainee surgeon was pleased with my body wriggling as I chuckled through the gentle abuse of the BBQCs choices of fashion (I fear my mates think me similar, but with Crouchys frame)

Have you bought your BHT Panto tickets yet for Jack & The Beanstalk? You will be entertained with singing, dancing and naughty humour. Bring all the family along to your local Burgess Hill Panto! Curtain up next week! #BHT #JATB Buy your tickets here… ticketsource.co.uk/burgess-hill-t…

Tonight is the night! @BH_arts_council awards evening. We have our ‘One Man, Two Guvnors’ team heading down through the snow. Good luck guys #OMTG #BHT

Soggy Biscuits, fondling dolphins, grande marnier burning and fifty spenders from the back pocket! Henshall & Stubbers really did have a rather special relationship. #OMTG #BHTC

Our Francis Henshall @RTernouth is only 4 days away from hitting the stage in @BHTheatreClub production of One Man, Two Guvnors. He might need a clean shave like the OG Henshall/Paddy @JKCorden 🪒 #BHTC #OMTG

If you haven’t bought your tickets yet Stanley Stubbers will find you! @Abdavo #BHTC #OMTG

BREAKING NEWS!!!! Saturday, 8th October… …One Man, Two Guvnors… …BOX office will be open!!!!! Get your tickets early to avoid disappointment.

This Saturday 8th October come and join us from 10am onwards! Hot cup of Tea or Coffee ☕️ , baked cakes 🧁 and biscuits 🍪 a plenty. Come and have a chin wag and get your tickets 🎟 for One Man, Two Guvnors as the BOX OFFICE opens!!!! #BHTC #OMTG

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@logannewington @vosperlfc made me laugh this morning

The look between Redknapp and Richards at the end 🤣

Don't forget the readthrough of The Graduate on Weds 19th at 7:30pm at our #theatre. Come along to hear more about this show with open auditions on the 26th. More information via buff.ly/2keDrrL #amdram #backonstage

@AvfcU @NakambaForever Name them

@NakambaForever Not in the bottom 3 performers

Mings awful again! What a shock #Avfc

Thanks Jonathan great to meet you and we hope to work in partnership with you and the @MSDCnews team to deliver a brilliant community building that can be used by all Mid Sussex residents. Appreciate you taking the time to discuss 👍

@AvfcU @logannewington @AVFCOfficial He's no Dublin

@logannewington @AVFCOfficial Option to buy is the key. If it goes well and we can show next year is on for a good push who knows. Also guaranteed game time in a world Cup year

Welcome, Philippe Coutinho! 🙌 Aston Villa and FC Barcelona have agreed terms for Philippe Coutinho to spend the rest of this season on loan at Villa Park. 🇧🇷

@AvfcU @Savo_9 Bigger than @DionDublinsDube from Coventry back in 98/99 season... You've lost the housing plot (shaun)

@Savo_9 Absolutely yes - honours won, World reputation, peak age, transfer fees - crazy if it gets over the line- impact on the club cannot be underestimated, whether that be future transfers, contract negotiations with current players, youth prospect developments- 🤯🤯🤯

If he signs is Coutinho the biggest signing we've ever made?

@mrdanwalker One of the rice picker uppers from a curry house. Hands down is the best handheld device for magically cleaning small debris.

Slightly dull household tweet… has anyone ever had a handheld hoover which has a) picked anything up? b) worked at all after 2 weeks? They have got to be the most useless household item. Thank you.

It’s some vintage martin Tyler