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@Joemarcu1 You no lie

you Neva really know the humiliation associated with being p00r na why you only wan make money the legal way.

@italian_Spencer I no fit talk wetin eyes don see

During my final year, I been think say I guide until I follow my friend go settle bank issue for Access bank, UST. That’s when I discovered that this boy had 10 million naira in access bank, 4 million naira in Opay, another 4 million in palmpay and about $18k USDT Mind you this guy is so humble, you can’t even guess. Nothing flashy, still uses shuttle in school. Me I was there doing big boy, doing lifestyle 😂😂 the whole time, my guy was rich rich and quiet asf. I knew he had money but not to that extent mehn. Most times I wonder how rich people manage to stay calm. If Nysc pay me now, I done go lodge🥱

@gwaska_dsd I go first marry 4 wives same day 😂😂

Let's say $250,000 hit your bank account overnight. What's the first thing you're doing with that money?

@gtagmemes 😂😂😂😂

@Abddullahsidi you just use this talk take increase person trust issues again

parenthood is tough 😔

@Khady_Bamalli lol let Allah judged him sha

Kyale yaron nan da aka yi shi yasa yake iskancin da yaga dama. Ina Malaman X, a maganar sa ma kamar ya fita musulunci wallahi.

@Rich_Savage001 @AbrahamXtra Even the one girl fit no stick with you alone make she carry gbese give you

@AbrahamXtra Even CD cannot give you 100% protection the best options is to stick with one girl

BRO TO BRO: One wrong move and you'll be on HIV drűgs throughout your life time. STICK to one girl or use CD

@Hubclipx_ @realyobarnub Shey you get? If your babe see better packaging she go fall😂😂

@realyobarnub See RIZZ 😂😭 And you think your babe is special ? Her bf go Dey one place dey hustle like mad , see as the relationship ended in a blink of an eye 😂😭

A car owner successfully taught other car owners how to rizz and snatch people’s girlfriends 😂

@laurenz01z @itsSh0la I love the energy don’t let her gaslight you

She always spent weekends with me, and sometimes during her midweek breaks since she schools in a health technology school some miles away. Until this Saturday evening she came, she complained about feeling weak and sleepy, dropped her phone and slept off. Not long light came I thought her phone was dead, so I plugged it in. Since she uses my router, WhatsApp messages started popping up. I knew her password but never used to checking her phone… only to find out madam attended her friend’s boyfriend’s birthday party on Friday night,met one mr money flaunting cash, lodged in a hotel after the party, and had hot marathon sex sent her 10k for t.fare and promise he’ll get back to her as he’s past limit. I didn’t even react. I just let her leave on Monday morning and calmly told her our contract has expired o madam 😂.

A cheating girlfriend once said?

@Saleehusma @abbakarrrh lol make bandit catch you first

@abbakarrrh If you have money, u can able to do whatever you want, unlike the west and other countries

Gun to your head name a reason to love Nigeria

@KhadijaBarkindo @Ormarfaruq lol reason why I don’t spend my kobo on any Almajiri

@Ormarfaruq Oga shift 😒 ai ba dole aka mishi ba

Initially she thought of only using the guy just after camp and dump him, the werey carry the mata for head😂

@Shazaamerh Drink water and sleep

What is ur plan B if no body marries you??

@Ahmerd_yaroo lol their setting the girl up because the guy no really love am

Babansu yaga ya riqema wata hannu da Magriba bayan Isha kawai yasa aka daura musu aure. Ko a film ban taba jin anyi haka ba😂😂😂

@kAlistoBrian @Trenches_X lol are you sure? Abi your cl no wan pay

@Trenches_X Bro dating na rubbish these days oo 💔

The day I gave up on dating was when my UK CL showed me his Bet365 account with over £100k in it and told me he wouldn’t give me a dime unless I came over to his house.

@blaisetechh @Trenches_X How that video call Dey work self

@Trenches_X You video call am? That’s when your chi comes in

@steasyautos I had one like that it was gear issues that car frustrated my life had to sale it giveaway price

I keep asking Why are Nigerians yet to massively accept Audi , like they did Toyota and co .. Even tho it’s a German 🇩🇪 product and their cars are so luxury and affordable …

Omo nobody actually put me on, i just dey try and fail, till i get am right

@Northerner0 I for like tag my ex but she’s not on twitter 😂😂

These days, you can hardly tell the difference between home girls and street girls, both are doing the same kind of runs. Some stay at their parents place, some are independent, but the moves are alike. Allah shirya!

@The_Umdazz Men are the biggest simp ever

Gaskia wayansu maza en wahala ne! Mace bata sanka amma ka aika ragon layya gidansu 🤔 kun rasa abunyi da kudi ne? I’ll understand idan ana sanka, amma baa sanka why are you still there?

@boytrickz I ain’t flashy I’m classy but I ain’t stupid either never show off to niggas that’s hungry and eager

a young nigga with money will make niggas offended.