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@MonkeyCharts One step at the time. Going through some stuff… But it’s going to be ok! Cheers man

@AcertivoO i cant complain it all you?

AMA havent done one in forver and idek if people will participate, but go ahead

If I wanted to quit my job & use AI to get rich by Summer, here's exactly what I'd do: 1. Start a faceless Instagram page before the week is over. Not next month. Not after you "research more." This week.

@cryptomemeduck You don’t have to monitor this particular pool. It’s a DAMM V2 pool, but I agree with you: these LP strategies are more consuming than trading.

It's a big club, and you ain't in it A reminder that George Carlin's rants remain as relevant as ever: 'But there’s a reason. There’s a reason. There’s a reason for this, there’s a reason education sucks, and it’s the same reason that it will never, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never gonna get any better. Don’t look for it. Be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now, the real owners, the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don’t want: They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests. Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table to figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you, sooner or later, 'cause they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted folks. The game is rigged, and nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people - white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on, good honest hard-working people continue (these are people of modest means) continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don't care about you at all, at all, at all. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. That's what the owners count on; the fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.'

@GrindingPoet I shit you not Mr Poet, I came back to this god forsaken app after months of being down bad and stumble upon this magnificent text. Ty sir. We’re gonna try again, and again… and then again till death take us back.

Every crypto bro cheering this bill is either on Coinbase’s payroll or can’t read. I read all 278 pages. You’re getting played. I’ve been in crypto since 2012. That’s 14 years of watching governments pretend to be confused while quietly building the cage. Trump promised to make America “the crypto capital of the world.” His party just delivered a surveillance framework that would make the CCP blush. Today I’m launching the Day2026 Bill Tracker. It does one thing: exposes how both parties collaborate to build your digital prison while you cheer. First up: The Senate Digital Asset Market Structure Act. 278 pages of “regulatory clarity” from Senator Tim Scott. Translation: 278 pages of compliance theater that kills everything crypto was built for. Here’s what your favorite influencers won’t tell you because their bags depend on you not knowing: MANDATORY TRADE SURVEILLANCE - Every exchange must implement real-time monitoring. Every. Single. Transaction. The NSA called, they want their playbook back. UNIVERSAL REGISTRATION - Exchanges, brokers, dealers, even “associated persons” must register. Anonymous participation? Dead. Satoshi’s vision? Buried. FULL DISCLOSURE TO THE STATE - Token issuers must hand over source code, transaction history, and tokenomics to regulators. Open source for thee, total transparency for me. MANDATORY GOVERNMENT CUSTODIANS - Your coins must sit with approved custodians. Self-custody for regulated activity? Effectively illegal. Not your keys, not your coins just became federal policy. DEFI IN THE CROSSHAIRS - For the first time ever, DeFi developers face registration requirements. Building permissionless systems now requires permission. Let that sink in. YOUR DATA GOES GLOBAL - Transaction records flow to the SEC, CFTC, and foreign regulators. Your wallet activity shared with central banks worldwide. Bullish, right? WHO ACTUALLY WINS: Coinbase gets a regulatory moat that buries competitors. You think Brian Armstrong is lobbying for YOUR freedom? Chainalysis gets permanent government contracts. Surveillance as a service, funded by your tax dollars. BlackRock and Wall Street get clear on-ramps while DeFi gets strangled in the crib. The SEC and CFTC get expanded empires and fresh revenue streams. You get watched. Tracked. Controlled. But hey, number go up. THE PROCESS: Senators got 48 hours to review 278 pages. Democrats asked for more time. Denied. Because nothing says “deliberative democracy” like speed-running financial surveillance. They call it regulatory clarity. I call it regulatory capture gift-wrapped for the donor class. THE REAL GAME: This is what “bipartisan consensus” means in 2026: both parties racing to build total financial surveillance while fighting about pronouns on cable news. Republicans say they oppose CBDCs. Then they vote for infrastructure that makes CBDCs inevitable. Democrats say they want consumer protection. Then they vote for bills written by the corporations they claim to regulate. Different jerseys. Same owners. THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH: Trump isn’t saving crypto. He’s domesticating it. The goal was never to ban Bitcoin. The goal was to make it legible, trackable, and taxable. Mission accomplished. Every laser-eyed profile pic celebrating this bill is either naive, compromised, or selling you something. WHAT I’M DOING ABOUT IT: Full analysis with threat scores, beneficiary tracking, and talking points: (day2026.com/legislation/se…) Every major bill gets this treatment. PATRIOT Act. TARP. CARES Act. REAL ID. GENIUS Act. Executive orders. All of it. Exposed. THE ANNOUNCEMENT: Neither party will protect your financial freedom. Neither party actually opposes CBDCs. Neither party will stop the technocratic merger of corporate and state power. That’s why I’m exploring a run for US Senate in New Hampshire. Not to join the club. To burn down the velvet rope. The algorithm buries truth. Make it work for us.

@DeFiCarrot Will we be able to see our position on Jupiter wallet?

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@insoniascarvao Estava no estádio. Real OG 😎

Only real ogs remember

@Tradermayne @breakoutprop @krakenfx Do you need to pay to take the test?

I am the founder of @Breakoutprop. You can trade crypto with up to $200,000 without depositing your own money. Pass a test → get funded → withdraw your profits on-demand in USDC. Backed by @Krakenfx - one of the biggest and most reputable crypto exchanges. Go to Breakoutprop.com, get funded, and get paid.

Bros, anyone want to sponsor my marathon photos? 🤦🏻‍♂️ dm if you’re interested 😂

@jup_mobile @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy I hope I did this right, but no $500 for now.

☄️ MET TGE is gonna go live in under 24hrs hours if you are a $MET airdrop recipient, import your wallet into jup Mobile now and gain EXTRA PERKS. We’re market-buying up to $210,000 of $MET! The first 400 wallets (from the top 1000 to import + swap $MET on mobile) will get $500 in $MET sent straight to their wallet. Everyone else who imports a wallet and does one swap with $MET will be entered into a $10K $MET raffle. Oh btw, enjoy: lightning fasttttt speed 10x lower fees than what you're probably using 34x better sandwich protection & industry leading slippage estimation best in class, private, ultra only txn landing discovering money you never knew you had via native portfolio integration see where all your money went via PnL tracking in mobile Jupiter mobile > Whatever you're currently using

Rationing my food until next payday because of shitcoining.

@veH0rny @variational_io @OfficialApeXdex @extendedapp Can you please just focus on getting Dualipa

can u guys add this @variational_io @OfficialApeXdex @extendedapp

BULLISH SOLANA NEWS The MET TGE will go live at 1 PM UTC tomorrow, Thursday 23rd October!! All CEX listings will also go live at 2 PM UTC (1 hour after TGE). You can trade, claim or begin earning fees on your LP positions starting tomorrow!! (If you’ve opted for the fee printing NFT, your position starts earning fees right away, so no rush to claim) Good luck to everyone! Enjoy this blessing.

Alt Seasons:

New fear unlocked: shitting myself during the TCS NYC marathon in front of cameras.

@met_lparmy @KrsnaAgr @xxq_jup @iroel_hakim Just for clarification: did KrsnaAgr locked 0.1 SOL and then took 34 Sol home? In 25 minutes?

Print of the Week 🖨️ - @KrsnaAgr +34426.24% on DAMM V2 - @xxq_jup +143.36% on DLMM - @iroel_hakim +124.11% on DLMM gud. fee. tek.

@wasserpest Bigga fren even

would you guys still be my friends if you found out I was one of the thiefs in the louvre heist