Andrew Dennis

On the runway yet, again!!

If you don’t know, now you know.

Straight fire right there.

Anyone who has fought for duty and bravery must have made enemies. If you have no enemies, then you haven't accomplished much. You haven't confronted a traitor, knocked a drink out of a liar’s hand, or set things right when they were wrong. You've been a coward in every way.

If you don’t get the answer you want, please don’t dismiss or dismiss others like it’s a game.

Just had a soldier leaving the unit tell me if I’d been in the seat earlier, he’d have asked to stay just because of me. Appreciate the kind words—honored to make an impact!

If you’re a telemarketer calling me before 6:00 AM, get ready for a lengthy lecture on common courtesy. Respect my time, or you’ll regret waking me up.

Went to the pistol range today, and when a SGT asked sarcastically how many tries it’d take to qualify, I just shrugged and said, “I don’t know.” Walked off with a perfect 30 out of 30! His face? Absolutely priceless!

I really dislike it when people don’t stick to scheduled meetings. I take time out of my day for this!

They said we’re going paperless and taking the printers offline... my staff is currently panicking and I’m not far behind them.

🚨 Warning! I just got word that a scammer called my parents, claiming they had met me and said I was deployed and needed money to return safely. I hate it when people use my information for scams like this. Please be cautious and don't fall for similar traps!

Got called a “2x6” by my gym bro the other day because I have no curves. He told me he saw my twin at Home Depot…

Back at the gym and feeling stronger than ever! After some time off the grid to focus on work, self-care, and focusing on my relationships, I’m ready to crush new goals. Here’s to balance and growth!

I remember when tax season was enjoyable as a kid, knowing I would receive money back. Now, I’m terrified of making incorrect entries and being audited.

Give up or fight like hell.

If the Military is going to station me somewhere, I don’t want to go, at least make it livable and improve the community.

There's nothing like a bit of morning motivation.

My heart goes out to everyone impacted by the California fires, especially those who are fighting against them. I am filled with gratitude for the brave emergency services working tirelessly to protect lives and homes. I am sending prayers to all during this difficult time.

Changing of the guard just now at the U.S. Capitol building as late former President Jimmy Carter lies in state. He will lie in state until his state funeral at the Washington National Cathedral tomorrow.

The Presidential Medal of Freedom is among our nation’s highest honors. I can’t think of anyone more deserving of this award than you, @HillaryClinton. I’m so happy we could celebrate together.

My thoughts and prayers are with all those affected in New Orleans and Las Vegas. May you find strength and support during this difficult time.