Amanda Graff

BREAKING: I’ve started drinking. 🍷

@Rodericka Somebody said “Nauseously optimistic” and I feel that in my bones

Election Eve vibe check how we feeling

Okay I'll leave this here.

@BritneyTheStan Uh, in MI anyone under a conservatorship (called guardianship here) still has the right to vote…

Britney Spears is eligible to vote for President for the first time since George W. Bush now that she is free from the conservatorship. #JusticeForBritney

@thebaddiegalore It was bc no one would film with her when they were getting ready for season 5. Initially they were all against her. You can’t be on the show if no one will film with you, that’s like the only housewife rule. And 1 scene with Mary rolling eyes doesn’t count

I’m sorry but this clip right here is why Monica should’ve gotten at least one more season on #RHOSLC b/c at the end of the day Heather accusing the production staff of assaulting her was actually way worse than a snark page? lol

@WorldofIsaac LITERALLY-nobody got mad at the Cubs when they killed in 2016, or the Mets right now.

Seeing a lot of: "Lions fans used to be humble" "Lions fan need to learn how to win" "Our team has a winning record against you all-time" My response: Suck it! We are awesome and we are going to be loud and obnoxious because we have been waiting for this our entire lives.

Even Jill Stein’s Twitter account goes pretty silent every four years and then picks back up when she’s running for office again. Such an unbelievable scammer. I get if you’re frustrated by two-party system, our policies, but holy sh-t, she’s a grifter.

@RecordsPaper911 @The_Acumen For the battery yes—but some dealerships try to tell you that you need a whole new key fob when the battery dies, that’s the charge

@The_Acumen I bought a replacement battery for mine at the dealership for $9. Who wanted $150?!?

The battery for my key fob died and I was quoted $150 to replace it. I was NOT paying that. Thanks to YouTube University, and 2 minutes of my time, I was able to replace both for $5.79! They sell these damn CR2032 batteries everywhere. I’m Brenda the Builder bitch!

@JessPected I went to his page to see if this was a bad joke or serious and he is in fact an insufferable douche. Also he responded to a bunch of positive comments to push down the hundreds of people telling him he is an insufferable douche 🙄

@TheLifeUvJr It’s giving:

That nigga from Taken died?

💙 Our Hutch Hero @aidanhutch97 💙 @Lions Hutch has shared words of encouragement with these #LittleVictors and written many of their names on his water jug before each game. Now, they are sharing words of encouragement with him.

@womenpostingws Kudos to her for having those conversations, but COMPLETELY inappropriate to post on social media. The damage this will do

W to this mom for supporting her children and leaving behind people who won't 💗

@Supermansings He’s a child. As someone who marched in parades for Republican relatives running for congress, kids don’t really know what they’re saying or what the actual effect is until he is older and he has lived experiences. Give him a chance and some grace. It does matter

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

The part where she says love is not an emotion and that love is “a really shaky ground to build your marriage upon,” says so much about Lori and her worldview. We were made in love, by love, and for love. Marriage, above all else, is the earthly institution by we can experience love and union akin to that which occurs in the Holy Trinity. Of course, we are finite, fallen creatures and we will struggle to *feel* perfect love at all times, and the vow we’ve made to the other person and to God will be the thing that sustains us during those times, but even that vow is rooted in love. It seems Lori has lived at least half of her adult life in misery. She has repressed the natural desire to be loved and known by the person to whom she is married, and she has coped with this by taking pride in her stoicism — in her repression. She’s proud that she was “tough” enough to live without love, and she thinks you should suffer the same fate she has. But all that repression and lack of love has made Lori anti-love, and that is totally antithetical to the Christian life.

Every day on this app you see like "why didnt they teach us about Hitler in school" "why didnt they teach us about native americans in school"' "why didnt they teach us about imperialism in school" man im starting to think yall just werent paying attention in school

who are the BEST best friends in a sitcom?

@falseroxy I ate an entire jar of Saunder’s hot fudge over the course a month by steadily taking a spoonful of 2 a day

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

How Kidz Bop be for no reason 😭

@jodipicoult Kids can *and deserve* to read difficult books.

@alibrooke4ever I was not prepared lol

This was even funnier than I thought it could be