Alex Beltrán

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

(2/2) separately, with staff advising they’ll attempt to sit us together tomorrow. We specifically made reservations together so we could sit together :( Not off to a great start on our 20 year family cruising anniversary. Hoping things turn around for our dining situation.

(1/2) Currently on board @PrincessCruises Star Princess and extremely disappointed in the dining reservation system. Of our 15+ cruises with Princess, family dinner is the most memorable and cherished time. Today when we showed up for dinner we found that our party was seated

The best sign at the Boston Marathon.

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, remember there are adults who believe in Donald Trump.

Children are born atheists. They don’t believe in gods until someone teaches them. Religious belief isn’t natural, it’s indoctrinated.

Trump: Airport lines for you, caviar for me!

FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.

LGBT culture is your parents knowing literally nothing about you

@flyLAXairport @LACity @MayorOfLA It’s sad to the new section of T4 already fall into disrepair as construction is ongoing. This stall in the men’s restroom in T4 immediately before security has been missing a door for nearly a month. Great impression for the 2026 World Cup.

Taking my doxy pep in the cdmx centurion lounge like the 21st century faggot I am

This edit is too good🤣

The US likes to call Mexico a Narco-State because it has drug traffickers; but the US is ruled by Child Rape traffickers; technically the US is a Pedo-State.

@xJonNYC The first return flight of N9002U already appears to be on a maintenance delay. CLT-STT pushed, then returned to the gate. It’s pushing back out again now.

AA: A319 Oasis prototype to go into service as soon as this weekend (N9002U)

@Alamo I had the MOST pleasant experience picking up a car yesterday at Sea-Tac. The Alamo staff was incredibly helpful, friendly, attentive and genuinely kind, especially Evonna at the checkout window. Evonna is a role model for excellent customer service! Great job Alamo SEA!

@WestJet I’m currently on WS1, LHR-YYC on 1/FEB and ALL the flight attendants, especially Mark, have been SUPERB!! Their positive and upbeat attitude has helped keep all the passengers calm and composed on this delayed flight. Kudos to the WestJet team for a GREAT flight!

protesters burning the American flag here in Paris at Place de la Republique in protest of the US military intervention in Venezuela

Any country out there wanna come steal our president? He's usually in Florida.

These fake-ass Christians are lucky God doesn’t exist.