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@nicochristie Let me get that access please.

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@krispykreme @McDonalds

We’re lovin’ our sweetest new partnership with @McDonalds, rolling out later this year thru 2026! Of course, we must celebrate with you! 🍔 🍩 🚨 Today, 3/26, walk into a participating U.S. Krispy Kreme shop from 5pm to 9pm and get a FREE Original Glazed® Doughnut on us. 🚨

#TrailblazersTogether is all about celebrating our nonprofit and education community. Join @SalesforceOrg on Dec. 9 for firesides chats on digital transformation, networking opportunities, live performances, and more! salesforce.org/events/trailbl…

@whoisMGMT @sadguitarius @awvanwyngarden @zippymorrocco @meshkimono Do y’all like eggs? 🍳 if yes, which preparation is ur favorite? #TimsTwitterListeningParty

@whoisMGMT @sadguitarius @awvanwyngarden @zippymorrocco @meshkimono Do y’all like eggs? 🍳 if yes, #1 preparation?

Been a customer for only 5 mo. & have had to call support for a diff. issue every 3-4 weeks. This is the worst customer experience I’ve ever had in my life. No trust/security & stuck in 60 mo. contract @VivintHome @Todd_Pedersen. See video for website issues, 404 errors galore..

Lol. This makes three Hilton honors emails in less than 24 hours... wow.. @HiltonHotels

. @HiltonHotels y’all out of control. I’ve been unsubscribing from your emails all friggin year. Literally. This screenshot is just from the past 7 days. PLEASE RESPEK THE UNSUBSCRIBE! Jeez.

My fellow Virginians, earlier today I released a statement apologizing for behavior in my past that falls far short of the standard you set for me when you elected me to be your governor. I believe you deserve to hear directly from me.

Thanks @jelynchjr

@Hefty check ur factory line. Entire box of useless bags because the press or whatever is off. One side is sealed too deep and the other side is not sealed at all. These boxes aren’t cheap either. I expect better from Hefty. Completely useless. Smh.

Blazing my trail to Lightning in the Lighting Rapids at #DF18 #SuccessForAll #LightningNow @salesforce #DFsurvey

Kraft has no clue what's going on twitter.com/espn/status/99…

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.

I’m gonna be rich. twitter.com/grubstreet/sta…

.@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

This is tremendous. twitter.com/ChrisStephensM…

Sweet plane... @AmericanAir