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Amanda Raker

@AmandaRaker1

Watching the apocalypse in slow motion and still making jokes.

New York City Katılım Ocak 2012
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Bill Madden@maddenifico·
Holy shit! This is New York City. No ID, doesn't identify himself, trying to kidnap a passenger... Who are these fucking Nazis? 😳👇
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ADI@AnimalDefenders·
Global travel company TUI continues to promote and sell tickets for captive dolphin attractions. The suffering caused by whale and dolphin shows is well known. Urge it to drop its promotion of marine parks. Contact tui.co.uk/destinations/c… (select No to booking ref)
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
All that plastic surgery on And Just Like That and they couldn't get Aidan some lips?
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
All these assholes on Twitter criticizing the brillance of White Lotus Season 3. I'd like to see you write ANYTHING- go back to the desk at the rental car agency!
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
The Substance is just about being a woman in America. And it wasn't that bloody for those of us that have periods in our 40s.
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
No Cracker Barrel, I don't want a FRIED apple. Gross. America's obesity problem explained.
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
Pulp Fiction is on American Movie Classics. Well, fuck me then.
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
I am in the spatula phase of the cookie butter jar and we are at Defcon 4.
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
Walking outside in NYC is like going to hot yoga.
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
Why is the music I used to listen to in the club now on a commercial for laundry detergent? Return of the Mack!
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
I just remembered the elements that were Br and Ba in Breaking Bad and am basically feeling like a genius.
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
So a baby dies a slow tortured death from starvation and dehydration, not for lack of resources, but because her mother abandoned her for an Instagrammable vacation?! Our society is an abysmal failure. And where TF was ACS? #kristelcandelario
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
Why do they have workout pants that go up women's butts? Seems so gross to me!
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
Normandie Park on the upper east side (225 E 95) is trapping and killing baby pigeons with their construction. Dumb ass real estate, that is New York's mascot! Not a good look. I can't even blame gentrification this time cuz UES bougie AF.
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
Just saw a Butt Crack on the back of a motorcycle. Good Morning.
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My therapist bout to be working for her money today! #holidaze #SAD
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Amanda Raker@AmandaRaker1·
I walked into a Walgreens today in sweatpants and messy hair and exclaimed "all right now, here we go!" in front of the 50% off Halloween candy and then realized who I've become.
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