Abby 🐾 it/she

Decided to look up what my point and shoot has for a sensor and got dizzy thinking about a full frame woman mercilessly going at a 1/2.3" girl

We’re mommy’s special genetically modified fighter pilot It’s like a GMO but it actually will kill you

@HemlockTapioca @maimbaitprncess @octoshell i am unfortunately still sick, but will be out and about a lot this summer

Odone with work at like 3 tomorrow; any DC peeps wanna hang? Particularly people I haven’t encountered irl yet: @maimbaitprncess @AnOrdinaryMelon @octoshell

my voice is completely gone, to the point where i can't even make my usual dog whines or barks, and i think that's gotta be the worst part of all this

Cyborg puppy

@hopoffz can i have some

vodka tran

told my roommate i was cold and it threw 5 blankets on me in addition to the 3 i already had

@DGDtheSequel @ablata_at_alba i've gotten a significant amount from estate sales

@ablata_at_alba how does one do this other than just stalking grailed and the like

alternatively becoming a performative foid who wears cheap chinese jewelry. maybe i will decide to have the decency to buy the same design but in silver for 20 bucks instead of stainless steel from the same wholesaler / manufacturer

Sith girl outside the cantina: *lighting a deathstick and fiddling with her saber* “when I was an apprentice you were a youngling on coruscant, isn’t that weird” Eminently corruptible Jedi girl who’s had too much blue milk for her own good: “can yuo put that out on me”

@DuckBakery yeah it was very kind of you (the guac is delicious too)

@AnOrdinaryMelon did you like it

roommate said she got me a gift and offered me 10 avocado skins?

i may be sick but at least i look cute while weak and feeble

@silverlineriv yeahhhhh

@AnOrdinaryMelon BE CAREFUL (i have lost days to this void)

sorry if you never hear from me again

puppy

If a girl is shy and puppy enough you can just like take her clothes off. Just start pulling her shorts down and taking her shirt off! She might try and question you, but just glare at her and she'll be too worried about being awkward to do anything~

doll joint tattoos are hot and all, but i really want something more robotic, with gears and gizmos

i have got to get more camo pants

@octoshell skin is a verb

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

the worst part about being sick is i have to watch all the marks on my body fade away