ANeuensc
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This tweet goes hard if you know nothing about elephants.
Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺@Axaxia88
A female elephant sees a baby hippopotamus leave its herd and toddle off toward the lake to play. Knowing that crocodiles are lurking in the water, it tries to chase the baby hippo back to the safety of its group. 💖✨ When it meets the mother hippo, it’s basically like: “Please keep an eye on your child, ma’am hippo.” 😔
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It has been disproven
MULTIPLE. FUCKING. TIMES
Literally watch this video omfg
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for a documentary series about the trial of Michael Jackson. Releasing June 3 on Netflix.
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@clpstmith3 Respondan. ¿Alguno de ustedes conoce a alguien en la vida real que crea realmente que esto funciona?
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Hay que ser muy inocente, weon o derechamente mentiroso al pensar que al bajar los impuestos a los empresarios estos van a contratar mas personas, estos weones son capaces de contratar a una persona para que haga las funciones de10 y si no es por las leyes existiria la esclavitud
BioBioChile@biobio
Nuevos despidos en el retail: compañías recortaron 6 mil puestos de trabajo biobiochile.cl/noticias/econo…
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@valenchela Piromanos qls cuando hay que quemar un edificio y no un hermoso paisaje natural.
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This is a devilishly concocted image that makes me cackle.
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@DefeatedCircl3s Also crackmilf.com is real and i realised it yesterday
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i love this clip because its an actual website and the only thing on it is this image
lil@lilifying
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To be a Latin American you just need the right mental disorder:
• Mexican 🇲🇽 - ADHD
• Brazilian 🇧🇷 - Manic Episode
• Argentine 🇦🇷 - Narcissistic Personality Disorder
• Colombian 🇨🇴 - Resilient Paranoia
• Venezuelan 🇻🇪 - Delusional Optimism
• Chilean 🇨🇱 - High-Functioning Anxiety
• Peruvian 🇵🇪 - Ancestral Melancholia
• Ecuadorian 🇪🇨 - Volcano Syndrome (dormant rage)
• Bolivian 🇧🇴 - Altitude-Induced Grandiosity
• Uruguayan 🇺🇾 - Passive-Aggressive Calm
• Paraguayan 🇵🇾 - Younger Sibling Syndrome
• Cuban 🇨🇺 - Tropical Stockholm Syndrome
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The fact that no one on the left—and I mean *no one*—is even willing to *pretend* your stuffed animals’ feelings might be hurt when you don’t wish them goodnight, shows that we care far more about looking adult than confronting the issue
Kate Willett@katewillett
I’ve gotta hand it to her, this is the most galaxy brain left punching I’ve ever seen.
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@GnuGamePlus That villain from that live action CN series about videogames becoming real.
It isnt powerful or anything, he just deserves it.
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Genuinely who are they fighting to warrant these demons 😭
kalxto (comms open 0/4)@kalx_to
The C.O.P but its in a Cartoon network show #invincible #fanart #cartoon
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@tomieinlove Related question.
Its there a piece of media where is the "robots get self aware and start killing humans" cliche but its revealed that they were programmed that way by humans and arent really self aware?
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There’s literally a story where [spoilers] a robot runs for office posing as a human. But people suspect he’s a robot because he never eats. So to “prove” he’s human, he punches a heckler, violating the First Law. But the twist is the heckler is another robot posing as a human
tomie@tomieinlove
One of the funniest aspects of I, Robot is that the Three Laws of Robotics are broadly assumed by humans to be clear and unambiguous, despite almost every story using their inherent vagueness and openness to interpretation to drive its plot.
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Balding alcoholic moon
Vs
The fucking
Waltenews@waltenews
Analog Horror Villains: -balding alcoholic -the fucking moon
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@bluesinthesky 🤚Talquino aquí, prefiero cortado en cubitos. Pero efectivamente lo hacen en la juguera en los carritos.
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Cada cosa que se de Talca es peor que la anterior
Hija de la #Resiliencia 💜@CristyPalma87
Como es eso de que en Talca METEN EL TOMATE (para los completos) EN LA JUGUERA Cuando decidieron que ya no lo picarían en cuadritos?
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@ALVinhcent @Jeans_TV No, he has double personality, his hair changes his soul.
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I want off this horrifying ride so BADLY.
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@breakingbaht People mention Sinclair and Darkwing as if Cecil didnt have a leash and gun at their head. Cecil doesn't "forgive" if he doesn't have control over the situation. Cecil spared Conquest because he thought he had power over him, he cant forgive Nolan because he cant control him.
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Most kids dont understand story lines about redemption. Theyre too filled with Christian ideas about instantaneous salvation.
They cant imagine that you will sometimes spend your entire life making up for something you did wrong and it isnt going to end. You will do it until you die. And salvation is about accepting that place - to other people - not just your inner thoughts and conversations with God.
saᘻz@SamzOdinson
“Get the f*ck off my planet.” Cecil was rage baiting Nolan the entire time, testing his restraint.. any other Viltrumite would’ve snapped and attacked. It shows exactly how far Nolan has come. #invincible
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