Captain Bones

Five years without checking in and the team suddenly demand I show you all this. My old crews were disrespectful, comes with the trade, but this really is something else!

Pour yourself a stiff dram, a royal measure, and fortify yourself. for you can naught know if that shiny penny was once part of a skeleton lord’s hoard, or if the next knock on your door be not its old master, come to retrieve it

Rest not while the skeleton lords are abroad. for even if ye do not go on the quest, vulnerable you are.

Gather round, hearties, as I tell you the yarn about the bananas of gold

@TowerDivePC @SeaOfThieves I reckon your LOL content can go up to 36% now

You can stop with the silver tongue now matey, they've gone home. It's back to real work tomorrow twitter.com/ChappersChapma…

@CaptSwellHell @CrowsNest_SoT I'll be waiting, Swellhell. You'll be hoisting the white and running like a chicken when my 32 gun Bones special takes to the seas

Is it just me or are the #SeaOfThieves team getting really desperate to fill their awards wall? twitter.com/mini_squish/st…

@deceptacon16 Sadly not, but I will keep jabbing random scallywags in the studio with my sword until they send out more invites

@CaptSwellHell @CrowsNest_SoT Thanks, me hearty. Can't agree with your Twitter bio though, I'M the best captain

@GeordieTommy_ Bring me some treasure and I might not run you through. No promises though