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There is absolutely no doubt that boxing is fixed! #usyk #bullshit #getfucd

@MissDemeanor07 @lloyd_rimmer That's nuts. Hope you get plenty of gin.

@lloyd_rimmer Maggie saw a squirrel and ran, I slipped.

Walk dog. Break arm. In A&E, had the break reduced and plastered. I wanted purple but just got bog standard plaster. Off my face on morphine and entonox. Waiting for another xray.

Narinder Kaur said people like her wouldn’t be welcome at the Unite The Kingdom rally. Then I actually went there. I interviewed Black British women, Indians, immigrants, a Muslim and even an ex-Islamist supporting the rally and saying it wasn’t what the internet described. 🇬🇧

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Hailstones in the middle of May! Mint. #thatisall

@stunormalbloke @GBNEWS I remember when it was just an allotment. Stopped watching it after that.

@GBNEWS Where's the Farm gone?

Emmerdale fans 'switch off' from soap as they blast plot line: 'Ruining the show!' gbnews.com/celebrity/itv-…

Switzerland 🇨🇭 Solar panels on train tracks. This makes a lot more sense than plastering them over prime farmland and reducing food supply.

@samuel_leeds Check out the grain of rice on the chess board scenario.

Would You Rather A Penny That Doubles Or £1M Right Now? #investing #money #millionaire #investor #property

@TheKingCorcoran @samuel_leeds Waiting 60 days would give you way more money than the whole world has combined.

@samuel_leeds Depends on the time horizon, penny doubling wins long-term, £1M wins instantly if you can't wait decades.

@EdemafredOtto @samuel_leeds Nowhere near.

@samuel_leeds I'd use that cash in the bank to triple at the same speed as the penny that doubles everyday for the next 30 days

@MissDemeanor07 I wouldn't dare 😆

@AspectsLockie Are you saying im old?

I work with morons. Thats all.

@MissDemeanor07 Long time no hear. You good 😊?

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@ChiefScrobbler Anne Askew I think. Tortured in the tower of London then burnt at the stake🫤

The hipster's coffee place at the end of Bridlington High Street has now got a 'Muriel'. Quite what the meaning is has yet to become clear.

@benleo Mate, you literally make me 😂 Funny as fook tonight. He's in middle of spitting his dummy out and you're like, yeah let's go to the weather 🤣

@Ruby__8090 Everyone

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@samuel_leeds Well done, Samuel.👍🏻

I am pleased to share that I have been invited to join Forbes Business Council as a contributor. Through the Forbes platform I will be sharing insights on property investing, entrepreneurship and building long term wealth. It is a privilege to contribute alongside other business owners and share practical experience with the wider Forbes audience.

I don’t think car companies know their cars can do that. 😂

@celtic_jaime Star Club 92 Carl Cox

1998 was my first lads holiday to Ibiza and what a place it was back then. Who remembers play2 bar☀️ 🎶 🍻

@Rainmaker1973 The "I said fade, not evaporate"

What would you call this hairstyle?