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Dallas Johnson

@Astroturfed

City and Appendage AnarchoSpace Cowboy Keith Buckley impersonator

Katılım Şubat 2022
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Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard@Skwerilleee·
One of the areas in which I differ quite a bit from a lot of folks on the right is the discourse on Mexican immigrants. I think most of the hatred for Mexicans comes from a terminally online component of the right that lives in cities/suburbs and doesn't have much actual interaction with Mexican immigrants. Because boy, once you've worked a blue collar job or been to some cookouts with these guys, a lot of the arguments being used against them just seem completely ridiculous. I work in the oilfield. A huge percentage of my coworkers and friends here are Mexican. These dudes are overwhelmingly Christian, super family oriented, incredibly hard working people. They go shooting or do rodeo on the weekends. They essentially personify all the values that the right champions. So it blows my mind that these guys specifically have somehow become the boogeyman to a large percentage of rightwing people, despite being aligned with them on almost everything. In my experience they are solidly good and freedom loving people putting in a ton of honest work to build a good life for their families. They are honestly doing a better job of perpetuating the American dream than a lot of white folks....like I'd rather have 1000 of these dudes in my town than 1000 white communist blue hair types.
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Eóin Walsh
Eóin Walsh@eoinjwalsh·
As an immigrant, it’s been great to hear from all these tech people how absolutely essential I am to America’s progress, that the nation would fold without me, how I’m worth so much to their companies and their bottom line. I’ve been mostly unemployed for the last several years despite my best efforts, can’t even get an interview, all but gave up on it. But I’m an immigrant. I don’t get it. It couldn’t be…. nah… It couldn’t be… because I’m a white male, could it?? Suck every one of my fuckin nuts.
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Michael
Michael@_britmonkey·
left wing drugs: weed LSD xanax right wing drugs: meth cocaine zyns We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.
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Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕
Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕@jeremykauffman·
@LPofCT "Libertarianism requires being unpopular, if you start to be popular than you're not a Libertarian" Enjoy your life in Connecticut, never come to New Hampshire
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Libertarian Party of Connecticut
“I grew the NH Twitter account to over 100,000 followers” is Kauffman's definition of success. Those who want the Libertarian Party to be transformed into a troll farm will vote for Kauffman. Those who want the Libertarian Party to remain a political party have other options.
Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕@jeremykauffman

@NSKinsella @justinamash Some more footage of my comments in the debate today that contains some gems. My speech tomorrow should be interesting and entertaining, time TBD

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ChuckNorrisOG
ChuckNorrisOG@realchuckog·
@Weston2029 @Skwerilleee Lmao nah I’m from Arizona grew up in phx and SoCal and hate beaners 😂 you prolly just love them because you can’t cook for yourself or fix a house or car
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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
@HotepJesus I mean whatever, my high school was even black/white with a 50% Hispanic majority. Like 20% of us graduated. It was a big deal.
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Hotep Jesus
Hotep Jesus@HotepJesus·
❓ Should black students dance at graduation? So, black students like to dance at their graduation. Why does that bother you, the so-called white conservative? How exactly does this affect your life? Do you hate to see black people joyful? Or do you hate the way black people dance? Where does it say that dance is not a part of celebration? Do you think your rigid stiffness and dull ceremonies make you better than the next human? The better question is, why aren't YOU dancing at your graduation? The cold truth is historical. You were neutered by the Puritans. In the 16th - 17th centuries, the Church of England shunned dancing. They saw theatre and plays as wasting time and promoting sin. They even showed disdain for excessive merriment. The sumptuary laws regulated what people could wear based on social class and wealth. This is the same agenda that led to the Salem Witch Trials. Are you not the same people who cry about freedom of speech and the Constitution? Do you not see how your reactions are anti-liberty? Once upon a time, you whites were taught to suppress your emotions. You were taught NOT to be human. You were homogenized and ushered into groupthink. This is in line with the communist agenda to suppress freedom of expression. You have learned nothing from George Orwell's 1984. So, I must assume that you are communists. At the very least, you are hypocrites and should remove conservative from your designation. You should praise Karl Marx and raise the flag of hammer and sickle. Because that's what your knee-jerk reactions favor. I say all of this to avoid calling you racist. Because I know you are not. There is no such thing as racism. When we call white people racist, what we are really exposing is racial insecurity. You are insecure people threatened by the people of dark skin out of the continent of Africa who enjoy freedom. You hate to see us express ourselves because you were taught not to. What we are witnessing is not hate but jealousy. With that said, I encourage you to break out of the puritan shackles of communism. I invite you to become human again. It is okay to dance in celebration of your accomplishments. No church of England will reprimand you. I promise you, it is okay to be free.
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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
Hey @kemelios you're sorta the underlying subject for the above, I wanted to make sure you're tagged so you see it, in interest of transparency.
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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
This is the ridiculous weasel shit these people do. He knows exactly what the other guy means, but he's playing a semantic magic spell game. "Ah well you didn't recite the spell explicitly as required, I as the Dungeon Master have invalidated any effect" The proper response is "shut up, you fucking dork" then smack the dumb Amazon wizard hat off his head. Perhaps nut check him too. Make him relive locker room bullying from high school. This is precisely what this faggot deserves, actually no, requires. This little estrogenic rat fuck must be put in his place. "I testified before Congress on" Shut up dork. "Well actually American culture" Shut up dork. It's over.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@ReichlinMelnick

If you think American culture was homogenous in 1950 I beg you to read one (1) book on American history.

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Your lady-bits are patriarchy, & I wanna smash it
@Astroturfed @bitcoin__intern My limited experiences has been: they're emotionally fragile about their "culture", have a grating sing-song accent when forced to speak a real language, convinced that they're better than everyone else, all of their cuisine has been bettered by the English-speaking world.
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Hao's Special Needs
Hao's Special Needs@misinfo_agent·
@CostaKapo Wait what is the actual average age of cars on the road in the United States? I live in California so I would tell you that the average age is 10 years old but I don't know how much that tracks for areas with rust etc.
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Costa Kapothanasis
Costa Kapothanasis@CostaKapo·
Goofball replied and immediately blocked me. Whats the average age of the car on the road in 2026? What does that mean half the cars on the road are using? Take your time and think it out.
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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
@Powerful_Memes @bitcoin__intern I'll definitely take your word for it, to the extent of what I know about that province they're French weirdos and a welfare queen for the country.
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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
@Powerful_Memes @bitcoin__intern Nah he's white from Quebec, he's not an anon. His picture is floating around and he did his undergrad and post-doc back home for basically free. However I highly encourage accusing him of being an ungrateful Indian because I think it's extremely funny.
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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
@BrutanaCarl @racistbilbo Tbh I think he was tired of telling people he's not Indian, which I've been encouraging people to do because I think it's fucking hilarious.
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gandalf the racist
gandalf the racist@racistbilbo·
Why do you have to be in america to do any of this? Why cant you do this in your home country? You have computers right? You have internet connections? Why do you need to be here, in america, filling a job that could be done by an actual american? Go home man, we dont want you.
Beff (e/acc)@beffjezos

Feeling robbed of my path to citizenship right now after grinding a PhD and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years. Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream.

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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
@poiThePoi @racistbilbo He's a white guy from Quebec. There just ain't enough degrees in the world to cure being Canadian. The new enforcement likely doesn't even apply to him, even if it'd be the least intrusive application possible, but he's Canadian so...
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Poi
Poi@poiThePoi·
@racistbilbo India is the single worst country for internet connectivity and power outages it has ever been my displeasure to run into. Worse than a long single point of failure wire from Santiago, Chile (avalanches) and Brazil where stray bullets kept cutting wires.
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Dallas Johnson
Dallas Johnson@Astroturfed·
@FreeDuck I love how California could have Texas level gas prices but instead decided to nuke their industry through environmental regulations, add $1/gallon in taxes, then they're like yeah you should tar up your top end. Ironically California is the reason gas has detergent additives.
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the Duck
the Duck@FreeDuck·
Found it!
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