Salacious B. Crumb

Damn. I’m officially washed.

Cornell lacrosse is #1 don’t care what your opinion is

Nothing like copping the second round interview and bossing up on your final in the same day

Money and credit is my bitch #graduated

Nothing like the last send at townie bar #flowerpower

@gfbeaters @thegreat343409 Ur good

Boat day with the boyssss rightttt @thegreat343409

Stadium pulse still killed that shit

Pressure makes diamonds #nails

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

j*b interview tomorrow. Is this fate #nuke

"So living the dream is having no job?" Yes.

Beaters on me left and right

Fn wtf happening

Fuck it. One last spin before I graduate.

how it feels waking up with no academic pressure:

Before 30 your friend group must include: - historically unemployed guy - rich international dude with questionable sources of money - finance bro - tech sales bro - a lawyer with questionable morals - a corrupt local politician - white guy who speaks multiple languages

Hideaway Wednesday same day as my birthday absolute nails

Finishing undergrad this afternoon. Chill to have a burner after I graduate ?

I feel like shaolin Joe in kettama’s Yosemite music vid rn #flowstate

You can order food on temu now? Whole new level of #goyslop