Silent Noisemaker

@LionessAtEase @blocstreets Can they sell crypto? Giftcard exchanges etc if yes, we should talk

That huge funds you’ve budgeted for digital ads next month. Take 50% of it. Hire 10 smart talkers in highly concentrated areas. People that are popular and know their city roads like the back of their hands. Put them on salary and performance based commissions. If they don’t outperform your paid ads projected results by August, come and tell me “Yewande you are a liar!” I will delete my Twitter account for you and leave crypto.

He can come and learn how to install solar panels from me

So what happens when you have all of these, then you get married and the stable and consistent incomes becomes unstable and inconsistent?

This Azpilicueta's signature cross at Chelsea will never be forgotten. Happy retirement, Legend.

He replaced Ashley Cole at LB and then went on to replace Ivanovic at RB, a true definition of versatility. You'll always be one of my favourite Chelsea players ever, Azpi 👏🏾💙

Criminally underrated. A player only seen for his longevity and trophies, but he was the best fb defensively in the league for a few years and you get looked at kinda crazy if you point it out

@Matt_Law_DT Good for chelsea really

Cole Palmer and Levi Colwill are not expected to be part of Tuchel’s 26-man squad. More to follow

🚨 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Tal Rehman responds to Eze via Instagram 📲 “I and Eze have the same UCL titles😂I haven’t even kicked a ball before🤣🤣”

E Be like you just gain admission 😂

Let me tell you how it happened. Nigeria’s ginger export hit zero from N26 billion within 3 years. The official story blames fungal blight. But here is what actually happened. When Nigerian farmers lost their indigenous seed supply, grant-aided interventions arrived with replacement seeds. An associate professor at Lagos Business School flagged publicly that some of those interventions involved GMO organisms that weakened indigenous crops and compromised soil health. That is not a conspiracy theory because it is a documented academic concern. Now that Nigeria spoke got destroyed by the GMO seedlings….what is not the result? Nigeria was forced to import ginger from China to fill domestic demand. Chinese ginger has none of the pungency, oleoresin content, or quality that made Nigerian ginger a global premium product. And the ginger now sitting in Nigerian markets tastes like wood because it essentially is wood. The two indigenous varieties that built Nigeria’s global ginger reputation, the Tafin Giwa and Yatsun Biri, had decades of soil relationship and quality built into them. Once the soil was degraded and those seed varieties were displaced, the product that returned was a pale imitation. Nigeria did not just lose a market. It lost a seed. And without a National Ginger Seed Bank, which nobody has built, it may never fully get it back.

Titles for @Arsenal and @AVFCOfficial mean that eight different Premier League teams have won a trophy in the last two seasons! 🏆

There are 195 countries in the world, and Arsenal became champions of just one and they’re this happy. Imagine being champions of the world.

If na Real Madrid or Chelsea, he no go finish that 3rd season.

@YesItsBash Limaooooo, you go shalaye tire

Having competent team mates is very important in football, if Rashford took his chances in the Europa league final that season Bruno won’t be getting cooked today.

See how easy it is to cook Bruno Fernandes with his 7562 assists? If you like don’t win trophies

john mc ginn has captained aston villa to 2 ucl campaign, ucl quarter final and now a europa league trophy. but man utd fans are making excuses for bruno that he has terrible players around him that’s why they finished 15th, 11th & 8th and lost the europa league to spurs.

The way arsenal fans are doing it everyone will know it’s a joke. Allow Chelsea or Barca fans on this table and see something

Once Aston Villa is done piping Freiburg, La Liga fans will come and explain to us which European trophy they’ll win this season.

So now, if Bruno Fernandes wants to leave Manchester United, which trophies are they even going to place behind him? 🤔 200 assists??

Guess the only club that has ever stopped Unai “Mr Europa League” Emery from winning the Europa league final?