Mandy Collins

@Jon_M_Berger Oh, wow. That's been in the offing for aaaages.

Bye, bye, certificate of need. You were never loved. Solidarity Trade Union and Others v Minister of Health and Others (CCT 240/24) [2026] ZACC 19 (18 May 2026) saflii.org/za/cases/ZACC/…

@BronyW My word. I'd forgotten about Klout.

In the olden days, 10k followers meant brands took you seriously as someone who overnight had klout! I’ve arrived! Im ready! 🤣👏

#FactCheck with @HealthZA ❌ This claim is FAKE 🚫 NEVER share unverified messages. Stay alert and rely only on trusted official sources for authentic information.

I have done one of the things I hate to do, but sometimes braving the slush piles is the only way. Send thoughts and prayers and good vaabz.

@88KOS So much harder to read with all the weird spacing. And ragged right margin gives the eye somewhere to rest. But comms departments and lawyers love justified text.

@CollinsMandy It's wild out there. My senior comms people just corrected my text to justified!

Do you guys who are picky about these things still hate justified text?

@justbreatheOK I mean, if you share your email address, I'm happy to pass it on.

@CollinsMandy I'm keen to hear Prophet Mendy out though

Eight unread emails in my work inbox this morning, and these are seven of them. Spam, spam, spam. As if the state of the world isn't tiring enough. These micro-administration jobs exhaust me.

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

@eNCA Guys. Proofreading.

@mommy_moneyza Yes, we are. And we are forgotten despite our disposable income.

@CollinsMandy Gen X is on American Express

Gen X marketing team Flights are cheaper on a Nedbank Platinum Credit Card. (No further explanation. They assume you'll figure it out.)

@cathjenkin Oh, it's worse. I got a bit response.

@CollinsMandy Omg omg omg let me NOT even start here. 😂 Hilariously, they won’t get what you’re saying. They’re all over there trying to be Simon Sinek. 😂

“You’re early” - me meeting an earl

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@TauYaDitshego It's only a matter of time.

@CollinsMandy 😂😂😂 It's been a minute since we had a new mayor though and we could use one

Kier Starmer is about to fall. I don't see him lasting until the end of the week. There isn't a government as perennially unstable as the UK's.

@MWEBTweets I think, quite honestly, that your team is what needs help with writing your responses. I'm happy to advise if required.

@CollinsMandy Hi CollinsMandy, thanks for sharing this feedback. If you need assistance, please send us a DM on this channel with your Mweb details so that we can assist. ^R

Sheesh, @MWEBTweets, I don't know who writes your social media copy, but this shit is condescending as all hell.

@peteferg @Suzierizzo1 Does he realise JFK was assassinated? Because I think that's an important part of the legacy.

@Suzierizzo1 Benedict Arnold.

He’s out of his damn mind and he will never be viewed like JFK was. Who do you think his legacy will resemble instead?