Satoshi's Limo Driver 🎩 🚀

The winner of our #satstorm is @BauteGabriel . Gabriel, 10,000 sats headed your way! It is amazing that you use bitcoin to help you sustain yourself due to the devaluation of the Bolivar. It should be there within a few minutes. Congrats!! 🥂🪇

@Festussucces11 “Directed by” Festus. lol. Moron.

If an intoxicated pilot pulls off an impossible maneuver to save almost everyone on board, does his heroism completely cancel out his crime? Let's talk about it.

@_computer_magic @dotkrueger Wild!! Very cool.

data or art or both @dotkrueger

Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day! 🍕

The U.S. government values its gold at $42.22/oz. The market price is $4,528. That's a 107x gap. Congress just introduced a bill to close it and use $1.17 trillion in gains to buy 200,000 bitcoin per year for five years. It's called ARMA. Here's why it matters: tftc.io/arma-bill-stra…

@mikehod25 @liquid2ulu

@BTCYaLater @liquid2ulu Found Bernie’s X handle! Hi Bernie!

Anyone remember that time that Bernie tried debating a libertarian?

@Cointelegraph California and New york are going to just be left with pawn shops and liquor stores if they don't stop running out big business.

🇺🇸 NEW: California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed an executive order to overhaul labor policies and protect workers from potential mass job displacement caused by AI.

@buhhhryan @liquid2ulu It sounded like a loaded question that barely made any sense. I wouldn't have answered it either.

That's the problem right? It was a benign question that would have led to a second question with more robust discussion. The answer to this question is simple, but failing to answer it (foreseeing what he would ask next) may have been the politically savvy move, but imo not the right one. He could have argued on a subsequent premise

Why did you move from Bitcoin to Litecoin?

@RoKhanna Is this a satire account?

We need to tax agentic AI more than workers. Our tax code provides bonus depreciation for AI but is stacked against human ingenuity. It makes no sense to provide tax breaks for capital in a capital biased world.

@RepMichaelRulli @RepNickBegich

There will only ever be 21 million Bitcoin. While governments can print unlimited amounts of money, Bitcoin’s supply is permanently fixed. That’s why I’m proud to support @RepNickBegich’s ARMA Act, legislation that recognizes the strategic importance of Bitcoin and helps secure America’s role as the Crypto Capital of the World 🇺🇸

@AdamBLiv Deep breaths don't help. I've tried. I am just naturally a high strung person. ha.

@BTCYaLater Take some deep breaths. I’m making an observation of reality, not giving investment advice. LOL

NAKA is now at $0.15 per share. The market is paying roughly 48 cents for $1 of senior claims-adjusted Bitcoin exposure. That means either: The balance sheet deserves a massive trust discount The market has not figured out the CEBE math yet The stock is obscenely mispriced Maybe some combination of all three. What do you think? 🤔

America’s reserves balance sheet is a critical component of our nation’s insurance policy, bolstering our currency and providing assurance during times of uncertainty. Over time, the prevailing sentiment as to what constitutes a durable store of value can shift, and as such it is important for us to recognize this fact and provide the flexibility needed to broaden America’s portfolio of reserve assets.   The American Reserve Modernization Act (ARMA) ensures digital assets in the possession of the federal government will be consolidated across government and protected as a reserve asset for future generations, protecting these assets from the whims of Congress or future administrations.

@MinswapIntern blocked

UPDATE: David Sacks says now that the CLARITY Act passed committee, BANKS are preparing to go FULLY into crypto with over $30,000,000,000,000

@AdamSimecka I may need it. lol

@BTCYaLater Good luck.

SoftBank just bailed on XXI. Tether destroys everything it touches.

JUST IN: David Bailey's #Bitcoin treasury company Nakamoto $NAKA just announced a 1-for-40 reverse stock split, effective May 22, to meet Nasdaq's minimum bid price requirement for continued listing.

@BTCtreasuries Holy shartknockerz