Banjo the sausage 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@NeilSausage Happy birfday pal 🐶🐶

It’s ma borkday and I’ve got to wear this 🤬

@The_Hepsta @Michell45755985 😂😂😂poor mouses

@Michell45755985 No. The pythons are safe unless you is a mouse in which case they is not safe 😳☺️

Look who came knocking at our door this afternoon 😳🐍we sats very quietly while mum helped him go back to the bush 😇 #dogsoftwitter #thursdayvibes

Hello my name is Lady G. I am a feral cat that lives on a fishery in Scotland.I have joined twitter today and looking to meet twitter cat friends to follow and friends to follow me 🧡😸🧡

@YonkelAstridAsh Well done, perfect sausage behaviour 🐶

Someone call my nana, I’m getting words said at me for nothing. All I did was gobble down my chicken dinner shares and then rush to get my brother’s dinner shares out of his mouth. You would have though my mom was a sailor the way she said words!

@fionajbentley @DMTDRSG Happy birfday Baz 🎂🎂🎂

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! 🥳 (ish) i am 6! (ish)I have lived here now for one whole year! Mum said a gotcha day just isn’t enough so she’s given me a birthday ☺️ I was rescued from the meat market in China by @DMTDRSG so nobody knows when I was really born 😞 I have chickin 😁👍 Baz x

@MillieTheDachs1 Happy Birfday Millie, your looking great ♥️♥️🐶🐶🎂🎂🎂

Hi everyone it's my birthday I'm a big 4! a year ago today I had my first episode of ivdd, I've had 3 major operations since then but one year on I'm on my paws opening my presents having fun 😊

No, I don’t want that way 😂🐶🐶

@MillieTheDachs1 Your doing great Millie, ♥️♥️🐶🐶

Right my friends are youse ready brace yourselves! ❤️ animal hospital delighted with me they said my tens machine has really helped my progress told mummy she has done a great job so that made her cry, but thinks I can still improve ive not peaked yet back in two weeks ❤️

@YonkelAstridAsh I hope he was treated afterwards 🐶🐶

Does this look like the face of a doxie who moves their blind brother away from his bowl and then eats his meal?

@YonkelAstridAsh 🙈😂😂😂🐶🐶

@MiloTheDaxie 😳🙈🐶😂😂😂😂

Mums not in a good mood she’s swearing and shouting and crying and it’s not over spilt milk 😂😂😂😂😂 She paid extra for special paint too 😂😂 We been locked up in the living room a while 😅

@NeilSausage 😂😂😂🐶 that’s us

My hoomans are all laughing at this. I’m going to 💩 in their shoes 😡

@vwcecil @DogLostUK I’ll have her as a fursis, she will@be loved with us ♥️♥️🐶🐶

@BenjaminBreeg__ Yes your right, saint Banjo 😂😂🐶🐶

Can you guess what I’ve been doing??

@NeilSausage Pal, I’m woken at 4.30am, hoosis is a lifeguard and lifeguards open water swimming, 🙈🐶🐶 good job I’ve got all day to sleep.

Hoosis made me get up for WORK???

@GinaTheTortie Hello, I have a torrie fursis, she is 18 now so I need to be a bit careful with her. 🐶😻😻

Hello everyone! This is my first post. I hope to meet a lot of friends! #CatsofTwittter #CatsOnTwitter #tortie

@TeddyandLouis Happy birfday buddy, 🐶🐶🎂🎉🎉

It’s my birthday!!! 5 today! 👑🥳🎂🎁🎈Enjoying one of my favourite hobbies🙊😴😴 #birthdaygirl #birthdayprincess #sleepingbeauty #darcie

@now92601541 Yes, I am a very spoiled pup 🐶 and

@Banjothesausage Happy birthday - wow are those squeaky toys all yours??🐾🎂

It’s my Birfday. 🐶🐶