goblin baby

Date someone who talks about you the way Gimli talks about caves

Seeing my husband interact with our daughter makes me fall in love with him all over again

For our anniversary, I got my husband two tickets to SpaceCon and a photo op with Ewan McGregor for himself and his best friend hehe

Oh my god, there’s just a ton of explicit, sexual content all over any posts anymore. I’m officially deleting Twitter off of my phone- I did not consent to see this.

@jupieverse I keep getting Taco Bell pregnancy cravings, but I’m staying strong 👍

@sushireid @literarey I didn’t like the book version of it, but I very much enjoyed the audiobook version!

@literarey i'm gonna get crucified for this, but i could not finish song of achilles at all, i couldnt get into it, i hated it

do you guys ever read a book so boring you had to dnf? what was the fastest time you dnf a book?

@abookton @literarey But if this was Douglas Adams, it would go hard.

@literarey 2 pages in, it switched perspective to that of a bench…

@literarey Oh gosh, yes. I don’t have time for boring books when there is so much else out there to read. Spanish Love Deception and Caraval are the first books that come to mind. I may have gotten through a single chapter, MAYBE.

You’re telling me I am responsible for 190 teenagers

@MandaMaes_1 However, my husband also teaches so he understands how I operate and WHY i operate in that way. He waits for me to come inside instead of wondering what’s going on 😂

@MandaMaes_1 I definitely do. I have to decompress in my car before I walk inside. I also do this because my dogs are a bit needy, and it’s nice to have time for a moment where absolutely no one and nothing at all needs my attention.

@ZNeo_99 @LandfallGames I HAD THIS SAME THOUGHT!!!! PLEASE!!!

What kind of items would you like to see added to the CW shop? 👀

@LandfallGames Costumes and/or filters! Airhorns 😂 Heat map or other kind of device that shows movement in rooms close by. Like a little dot map

Decorative?? TOWELS???

@mightbeautistic This book is religion/spirituality based, but the author provided a lot of ideas for different types of moving meditations that I had never considered before. Very good if your hyper fixations involve any sort of nature

@mightbeautistic There are different types of meditation that you can do while moving around: walking meditations, yoga, tai chi, etc. Guided meditations are also handy because they give your mind something to focus on, and you can practice with those until you get a routine that works for you.

@VioletShrieks Going to be very honest: i genuinely enjoy reading and seeing about the chus when i log into twitter during the day

lunchtime at Mind Your Peas and Chus nursery school

@VioletShrieks whatagirleats.com/lemon-posset-t… They’re only 3 ingredients and suuuper easy to make. The only time consuming thing was gutting the lemon, but you can put them in lil glasses or bowls. I added vanilla extract.

@Battybanshee_ oui, chef

I made lemon possetts. Gonna garnish with mint and blackberries once i get to my destination.