𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞 /\\\

@yveslvvrs @kitcampesinos because they want to protect the carrots and peas from the chicken

@kitcampesinos it’s like turkeys voting for christmas

parents of SEND children voting reform uk 🫩

@ryuuder along with “we both have the same body parts” ok cool I still don’t want you to see mine

@ElasticDroid big fat wank

Discord is down bro fuck do I do?

@tammy28x no you’re mistaken, reform voting is actually the day after<3

uk oomfs don’t forget to plan your day around voting tomorrow! polls are open 7am-10pm unless you plan on voting reform in which case after 10pm is fine!!

I fucked up Puffer and Droid are dating

@Lemomand -on the island or not:)

@Lemomand well a gay couple on my island surprised me with a baby when I opened the game one day😭it doesn’t say who carried the baby, if the baby was adopted etc (though the baby had the personality of one of the dads and looked like the other dad lmfao) you can choose if the baby stays-

THE IMPLICATION THAT THEY CAN GIVE BIRTH HELLO HAS ANYONE DONE THIS??

@ElasticDroid @revivebnny and droids out here being involuntarily celibate

@revivebnny Bro this is news alright

Gen Z is reportedly preferring ElasticDroid instead of having sex.

Blarg is hot idc

i am not built for anything except maybe just sitting in my chair and playing game

@ItsBlarg Greg

Penis Grippin

@ElasticDroid get Grizzy to sit next to you while you play, and punch your foot everytime you guess too far. That’s a quick way to get good

I wanna be better at geoguesser

@Pezzy__ matt v pezzy when

that shit mightve just got me addicted to geoguessr

@zephynum @xj9JennyWakeman @charboken and then doodoo

@xj9JennyWakeman @charboken and it made me blarg

aw hell nah they trying to cancel Mcnasty in the big 26 😭😭😭

there’s been 3 separate occasions where smii7y has asked me for a lamppost so he can do this

now he’s beefing with @YumiMain omfg

I made @blargmyshnoople in tomodachi life and he keeps fucking breakdancing

thank god for same day delivery

why did the fucking demo have to show me teasers of what is gunna happen bro I need to know how this fucking love story ends

fine I’ll buy the fucking game