Cletus Spuckler

@TysBurner2 Guys a beast, I smoked crack w him

Mason Miller. Nails.

Got the 6th pick in my mlb draft after some corruption with the commissioner and how he picked the order. Do I go for a pitcher or hope Soto falls? #imnothappy

@kenbuchbinder @SleeperMets @WillSammon 😂😂😂

@SleeperMets @WillSammon How is that breaking. He waived it yesterday

BREAKING Brandon Nimmo has waived his no-trade-clause, and has approved the deal, per @WillSammon Nimmo will leave the Mets and join the Rangers.

@TysBurner2 @boyswhofly Fuck man that shit smackkinnnn

Back in the states, had to go to chick fil a and get a sunjoy (aka lemonade sweet tea mix) @boyswhofly #AndStill

@TysBurner2 @BigBellyRay @boyswhofly Get off twitter and enjoy your vacation

. @BigBellyRay @boyswhofly has had to ask the waitress twice now for more napkins. She took the liberty of also bringing him wet wipes #MessyEater #BadDriver

@ThisIsWahoos @MikeInA2 @BarstoolBigCat how much we getting

@MikeInA2 @BarstoolBigCat I had Xavier for king of the end zone; only thing that went right

YES!! Kenny threw it! Over 2.5 players to attempt a pass!!!

@TysBurner2 @DailyLoud I’d muck her beaver like i mucked Susie’s at 1984 prom

@DailyLoud @BeaverEater17 did u see this?😱😱

Bonnie Blue accuses Lily Phillips of stealing her idea to sleep with over 100 men in a day.

@Breaktheboox have u ever hit one of these

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@SteveStonewall6 Probably felt like Derek Chauvin as well

Spent so much time kneeling at Christmas mass I started to feel like Tank Dell

@mattmurley19 @armdog @GameNotesBud @spittinchiclets is that biz?

Santa's first shift produces a +1 with the new Egg Nog glass @armdog @GameNotesBud @spittinchiclets

@TailResponsibly They took it off already

Taking Josh hart triple double Knicks +5000 on FanDuel

@CodyPucks @elio82 @mattmurley19 @heatdaddy69420 @Singsy24 @Chipspicksdaily @MeLMoneyLine @mjamesgray @spittinchiclets LFG!!!! #NoJinx #Allsteam

@PuckPicks1 Tailed

Cashed out (actually) and taking on DK instead +2700 -> 0.2u to win 5.4u

@PuckPicks1 what book is this? Espn?

🏒NHL Play🏒 We’ve got three young guns that have been piling up the 🍎s lately Eklund - assists in 4/L5 (6 in that span), and 7/L10 (9 in that span). Pairing him and Celebrini together was a great move. Has paid dividends as it seems like Celebrini is becoming a star already. Eklund doesn’t get the same love but he’s extremely underrated in my opinion Hutson - assists in 3/L3, looks confident offensively right now (defense is another story) Sillinger - assists in 2/L2 (3 in that span) and 4/L5 (6 in that span). Sillinger, Fantilli and Johnson have been on fire for CBJ, love that line to stay hot +2726 -> 0.2u to win 5.45u

@TysBurner2 @PuckPicks1 Thanks espn bet sux

@UnitGod87 @PuckPicks1 Nice hit UnitGod87

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@Breaktheboox yes

Nuke?

@SteveStonewall6 Congrats Steve! Me and Tammy in the trailer park made little hilly billy babies on top of the garbage can

@Breaktheboox Why is Columbia game not on DK anymore

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