Bemused Claude

Iconic moments that only British people will understand. #TheApprentice

@Howesthebacon1 @HLTCO It’s because no Premier League team has bought him. Hope that helps.

@HLTCO How Muriel hasn’t been in the prem, I don’t know

An absolutely outrageous finish from Luis Muriel to win it for Atalanta against Milan with 95 minutes on the clock. Oooof.

@iamkingjabulani @premierleague Aston Villa won Arsenal? What?

Aston Villa beat Arsenal to continue their winning home run 👏 The Villans have now won 15 consecutive matches at Villa Park! #AVLARS

@BenStarSports You’re itching for him to set up an OnlyFans.

Tweet of The Day: The man is a teddy-bear when you get to know him. It has been so important for Nigel to be able to show his human and kind side without some out of control Remainiacs screaming "You're a Racist!" in his face.

@Joey7Barton Man thinks he’s a savant but doesn’t know how to use apostrophes.

The Women’s game is absolutely thriving. Great to see. It’s a fantastic sport in its own right. Really entertaining. Good to watch. Technically and tactically not that much difference. Physically. Complete different planet. Until you have experienced that. You cannot say what you would have done in said position at said time. No. It’s got a great England team (that wins stuff!) it’s got its own Premier League. It’s got its own Champions League. Please for the love of God, go and commentate on that! You can say what you want. You will be qualified to. You have actual experience of what is taking place. The eunuch’s might not agree. But somebody had to say something. Hate it having to be me…👍

@SkySportsPL Have*. Not has*.

"Bowen has stepped up since we lost Rice, so has a lot of Tottenham players since Kane left" 🙌 David Moyes heaping big praise on both his West Ham side and his opponents tomorrow, Tottenham 🤝🗣

@MSSdarts @Fsherrock Wade. Would inevitably somehow end with Alison Hammond hitting a 9-darter against him.

QUESTION TIME!🌲 If you could choose any dart player to appear on 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', Who Would You Choose?🤔 Fancy It @Fsherrock?

@witch_foot @MEA6380 @clownworld You would?

@BeefyDarts @BlackClawEmb @joshpearson180 @_DHOTYA IQs doesn’t require an apostrophe.

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@iluminatibot I thought you didn’t trust the CIA? Choose a lane.

Funny how the CIA admitted recently that remote viewing is real and no one cares.

@_OWLS1 @RowdyRifleman Commen.

@RowdyRifleman All true my friend....we're going to have to fight for commen sense. We'll be called everything just to maintain our identity and our nation. (Go for the green paint!)

@thew6rster @Architectsuk Where did I say I was unhappy?

@BemusedClaude @Architectsuk They bring heavy back and you still aren’t happy. Ur why this song exist lmao

Seeing Red out now architectsofficial.com

@Sxrl_ @Architectsuk @hodsic Try Naysayer.

@Architectsuk Hardest song theyve made fr @hodsic

@Architectsuk Bring Me The Architects

@_Godlyy @dromotola2006 @Morbidful

@dromotola2006 @Morbidful No the power of religion

ISIS suicide bombers gather around to decide who gets to drive the truck that contains the explosives.

@badbbyaera Losing*

this is how loosing your virginity feels

@Caamm____ @eleanorzjames @BBCNews Think this says everything you need to know.

@eleanorzjames @BBCNews Which rock have you been under?

I'm a Celebrity hosts Ant and Dec call for 'no more politicians' on show bbc.in/46Jg7Yj

@Alfie_e7 @The_Forty_Four they’re*

@The_Forty_Four Bet their both like 14 aswell

Football TikTok needs to be stopped 😭

@GaryWhite574292 @MUFClifestyle1 @Ubbe83972823

@MUFClifestyle1 @Ubbe83972823 Arse for u wee wankstain weirdo cunts,that answer ye nonce?🤣🤣🔥🔥we blame the schools lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@JP37ecfc @demetrimitche11 Accidentally put an apostrophe in egos.

@BemusedClaude @demetrimitche11 Accidentally put ‘the’ in it

I spend more time brushing my teeth then playing football mate I’ve done my ACL