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I was just playing this and my son (2) comes up. “They are crying! Why are they crying?” “Because they don’t have their parents,” I say. “That is so sad,” he says. twitter.com/ericuman/statu…

@mikeroecklein "It wouldn't be any fun if I told you what was going to happen next!"

"Hors catégorie Landis! Without a shadow of a doubt, today will go down as one of the finest stages in modern Tour de France..." cyclingnews.com/races/tour-de-…

"With a verdict still pending in his salbutamol case, today's result may not stand the test of time in the record books, but it will live long in the memory." Deja Vu. Though, to be fair, Floyd was down 8 minutes. cyclingnews.com/races/giro-dit…

@UHCprocycling @AmgenTOC Ouch!

Stage 6 for @AmgenTOC tomorrow takes the men from Folsom to South Lake Tahoe, covering 196.5km over the top of the Heavenly Ski Resort

@YuriHauswald @AmgenTOC @ChamoisButtr @GUEnergyLabs @TopicalEdge @LaufCycling @bikeonscott @ridewtb @GarminFitness @CamelBak @velocioapparel @pelotonmagazine Gunna be a good day!

Sometimes even the best donkeys need a rest day. Our @AmgenTOC Stage 4 consisted of an easy 20 mile spin. Mule train packed up & headed to Stockton. #BeatYesterday #cantkeepagooddonkeydown 🐴💪

@YuriHauswald you riding @AmgenTOC stages again? I'm looking for the pain

That time D’Aluisio and I rode the entire P-R course the day before the race. O’Grady was at dinner the night before and was all, “You’re gonna WHAT”

@SAM_CERRUTI There is never enough

I'll be rocking this one all winter! twitter.com/jakroousa/stat…

Cross is what you put up with while you wait for ski season #winteriscoming #isitsnowingyet

.@Ride_Argyle Team Bus driver, Silvano Rastelli, lost his house in the California fires. You can help him out here gofundme.com/silvano-rastel…

@jessica_cutler 🤜👨🏻🤛

@StevilKinevil @mmcyclist This time will be magnificent too!

What's the skier version of #crossiscoming because that struggle is real #isitwinteryet #isitsnowingyet

At the beach in RDM, you have yet ur choice of whales to watch. "Which one is doing something cooler?" -Chase

@RBinhd Great to see you do your thing Rob Burrito!

@lyneSquared Do not wake up hangry

@AmourDeVelo Nice! Who's your team?

@AmourDeVelo Already going! Are you? It was a fantastic experience last year

Asnine comments by a rider, followed by a defensive statement by ASO which does not address their complicity. cyclingnews.com/news/aso-deman…

@ajmiac But you would have won