The Real Bert

I like a drink, from time to time.

@shelleyoverton1 @davidwalliams 🙈

Bert & Ernie.

@davidwalliams @RealMattLucas Are we off out tonight? I just need to do my legs. #Bert

David celebrated his 51st birthday today with family & friends. #AlanCarr ⁦@RealMattLucas⁩

@Bert_real_one @davidwalliams 😇😙

@davidwalliams #Bert

Bert & Ernie.

Happy New Year. Wake me up when it’s 2023. #Bert

@davidwalliams I don’t remember agreeing to a threesome. #Bert

Good morning.

@shelleyoverton1 Woof, woof. #Bert

@Ms_Sissily Night, night, Siss.

@Bert_real_one Good night Bert.

I like a drink, from time to time.

@northern13 It’s either me or I’m in a dream. I’ll check. #Bert

@Bert_real_one Are you sure that’s you 🤔🐶💙🤣

Just out for a quick walk. Enjoy your weekends. #Bert

@SamMackas1 Steady on, Sam, you’ll make me blush. #Bert

@Kerrywainwrigh5 Sorry. It’s a bit hard holding a camera in your mouth. #Bert

@Bert_real_one Very nice bert...for a dog...if you don't suffer motion sickness 🤢

@davidwalliams Oh, what a wonderful mother. Can I adopt her for the weekend? #Bert Ps. She’s not allowed to judge me, though.

‘Birthday lunch with my leading lady’. David x

@Ms_Sissily Soooo much better. He will love it. Thank you. #Bert Ps. I’m (sorry - he’s) not sharing.

@Bert_real_one That was a good idea, thank you.

@Ms_Sissily Ah, that’s lovely. Thank you. He likes a dog biscuit so maybe you could add one or three. #Bert

@Bert_real_one Bertle, I'm too lazy to have a long Bday-conversation with Mr. David right now, so please give him the cake on my behalf and wish him all the best from me. Thank you.🎈 ~Siss

@davidwalliams One of the greats. Thanks for all the laughter, Sean. We will miss you. #Bert youtu.be/brvX3YsTPOo

The genius of Sean Lock. youtube.com/watch?v=0UGuPv…

Sean Lock very sadly died of cancer. He leaves a great legacy of laugher. Comedy genius, in my view. RIP, Sean. #Bert youtu.be/0UGuPvrsG3E

Hi @joelycett, Evidence is evidence as @theresa_may might say. #Bert

@MullarkeyJamie Hi Jamie, Photographic evidence is evidence, surely. You may enjoy this clip. #Bert youtu.be/2Gkiw7zpULo

Got a text from one of my staff trying to get out of their shift tomorrow night. Thought I recognised the image from somewhere.. 🤣🤣🤣