Beth Allen

Why can I eat the same thing for breakfast morning after morning but can't do the same for dinner? #mysteriesoftheuniverse #deep #pensive

@FromAntonia I can't even...!!!!

@chrishenrynz oh, I know! Outrage! Revolting! If you don't open your mouth I think the chance of getting poo in there is much lower!

@chrishenrynz it was disgusting. I only let my dog kiss me on the lips in the privacy of my own home.

@Beth_Allen_NZ okay as the film goes on my previous tweet seems unkind - unintentional

@Beth_Allen_NZ watching August: Osage County & Julia Roberts so reminds me of you

Lost the movie tickets. Lost Husband's new hair product. Good news is I didn't put my pants on backwards. Had to double-check though.

Me: "What game are you playing?" Husband: "It's like poker...but battle-poker...with bears." #righto #lostonme

@1_Elisabethany hi babe, yep I am! Many thanks xx

I interviewed @Beth_Allen_NZ (Brooke from Shortland Street) and it was amazing!! !!!! Hope you guys enjoy! xx youtube.com/watch?v=Aypap1…

I really want a new iPhone but so does everyone else and this makes me want one less.

Rtpt: someone told me about this happening 'somewhere' when I was about 13 and I have never eaten the tip of a banana since. Vindicated.

Teen Bites Into Banana Only To Have The Horrifying Realization It’s Filled With Dozens Of Spiders buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/…

GUYS! I did a skype interview w/ @Beth_Allen_NZ and it was wonderful!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH BETH! (will be up Oct 1)

SHORTY STREET SCANDAL EPISODE 13 thespinoff.co.nz/14-09-2014/the… @Beth_Allen_NZ @sallyemartin @TV2NZ @AngeBloomfield @PuaMagasiva #ShortlandStreet

@davidfarrier which brings me back to the feeling feelings issue. It's obviously lost on me. Also I probably saw Anaconda far too young.

@davidfarrier and the killing you part?

Went to a zoo & saw a full-sized Burmese python. Why would u want a pet that can't feel feelings & can kill u? Any thoughts, @davidfarrier?

@PaulineMChill you are choice, thank you x