BethBostock

Being compared to Adele but not for the angelic voice and stunning beauty. But for my potty mouth and don't give a shit attitude 😂

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All the lads tested positive

I am the very model of a modern young Press Officer, Deliver every fib that her nonsensical boss offers her. The party didn't happen how I laughed then as I lied, Was found out, took a bullet for the boss and then I cried.

The Doctor is genderless. It is an ALIEN bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Off for a piss in Wetherspoons twitter.com/ClassicTomb/st…

Morning

Adele’s return being (not so subtly) framed around her weight loss reinforces that no matter how talented you are, you social capital will always be greater if you’re thinner. People now care about her outfits, makeup etc in a way they didn’t before. Her celebrity is magnified

Live scenes from inside the Hancock household

You should only worry about a “beach body” if you are a Belgian detective with a fine moustache whose summer holiday in Devon has been interrupted by a grisly murder.

Haircut, beer in a pub garden, some televised sewing. What a week its gonna be.

A reminder: Someone existing in a fat body and publicly showing that they don’t hate it is not *encouraging obesity*. Someone choosing to love themselves and develop confidence in their fat body is not *encouraging obesity*.

we're meant to be walking round nude and eating berries instead we made up council tax

Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates. Who will blink first? Not me.

💔 Night Trev. I love you.