Handsome

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Handsome

Handsome

@BinnaButterJam

Away from the sword of Damocles

13pos Katılım Aralık 2015
65 Takip Edilen67 Takipçiler
sarah
sarah@sandwichlover7·
I’m on top. I take off my bra. 5 pieces of popcorn fall out. We eat 4 and fall asleep. In the morning we find the 5th and you smile and say “im going to hold on to this.” When you’re in the bathroom, I eat it.
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@GhostOfTheWest_ If you gotta inhale King Pie everytime you sing the anthem at assembly, your parents don't care
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Godzilla
Godzilla@GhostOfTheWest_·
Sending your kid to those cbd high school where its just a building in the middle of cbd is peak irresponsibility yho
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DeeDee🌟
DeeDee🌟@DiianaD_·
Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Ronaldo, Messi or Neymar 😂 Tell me one random sick footballer you love a lot.
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@Basetsana_Pule 🤣🤣🤣Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck, so "giving Kirk" is the new slang
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Lisa Bonnet ☀️
Lisa Bonnet ☀️@Basetsana_Pule·
@BinnaButterJam Ha se metaphor? 😭 I am so lost. Ke Rakgadi wa nnete cause now I'm like when they were getting dead
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That Rabbit Guy
That Rabbit Guy@Son_ImSleep·
Your girl thinks IG likes are cheating because her last fuck buddy started with him liking her stories, she think every chick going as easy as her
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@Akademiks Ladies, take note. This the reward when you post your man's single
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DJ Akademiks
DJ Akademiks@Akademiks·
Choice was $1 mil cash in a duffel bag or dinner W the 🐐 …. Guess what I chose
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Cornelius
Cornelius@Corn_hlungwan·
This hun came over for the weekend, I left her R1.5k for groceries… and she went shopping at OBC 😭😭
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@Mageba_wav Bloem. Bo ngwaneso are all out of their fucking minds
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Mageba
Mageba@Mageba_wav·
Which South African town produces the funniest people?
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Tshemedi
Tshemedi@RealTshemedi2·
I need 4 rounds just to clear my head 🥹
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💉@3hiqh·
Got good throat from a married bitch 2 weeks ago she put her ring on my pinky whole throat session I'll NEVER trust a bitch
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Nompumelelo
Nompumelelo@lelo_mkhondo·
Keep me anonymous. I’m 45 and my wife is 40. I married her 3 years ago after she lost her husband. She already had 3 kids when we met. Her late husband left behind 5 houses and 3 successful farms. For the past year, I’ve been asking her to at least transfer 2 houses into my name so that if I die, my children and family can inherit something too. But she keeps refusing. Honestly, this is starting to frustrate me..
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@NeoDinero He's gonna be the first White German to get racially abused
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Benson
Benson@NeoDinero·
Dan Burn over Harry Maguire? Tuchel needs to be tested for drugs.
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@jefszn Get yourself a teacher from Kokstad who refers to braai pack as "di pieces", trust me
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mr pyrex man
mr pyrex man@jefszn·
I need a lobola fully financed by my wife 🤔
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@Kayy_ZA This is how I know your gun don't work
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Handsome
Handsome@BinnaButterJam·
@Wale Phife? Feels closest stylistically
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