Bironse Michael

@TonyNatif @Ahikiiriza My leader, the optics must be clear for everyone to see.

@Ahikiiriza What’s “temporary”? Is there a timeline? What if this case takes 5 years? Does she lose access to her cars for that long? Did the law really envision that?

At this stage of the case, the law empowers seizure based on reasonable suspicion and not proof meaning the seizure now is temporary until a conviction!

@RichBbossa @FabrizioRomano 😂😂😂😂😂 That works for us. Our count of trophies is against teams and not managers.

@FabrizioRomano He couldn't stay. His only competition in Jurgen Klopp had left! Motivation hit rock bottom! @BironseMichael

🚨 Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City that he will leave the club this summer. Decision confirmed and official statement to follow as Pep will say goodbye to Man City fans very soon. Only one name to replace Pep: Enzo Maresca.

@CFC_OBED This guy has actually snuck in Man U and Chelsea

Arsenal will win the league not because they’re worthy of the title but because every other team is not good enough. Chelsea, mancity ,united, Liverpool you failed the world

@Knifesedge11 We begin talking non stop

What happens if City drop points again before Arsenal even play West Ham?

@mkbernz @ShemaAbe1 Heheheh

@ShemaAbe1 Very stupid.

Arsenal Newcastle 1-1 Take it to the bank. 🏦

@RichBbossa Nowonder their rating is going down daily

@BironseMichael hahahaha

It’s alive! 🤯 Chris Stroud's ball had a mind of its own @Zurich_Classic. #TOURVault

@TonyNatif @nickopiyo @olilasteven7 @DuncanAbigaba @micbyakagaba Hehehehe You are well connected sir

@nickopiyo @olilasteven7 @DuncanAbigaba @micbyakagaba That machine has been here for a few months now. Must be nice….

The Institution recruited 700 new staff without interviews. Our brothers and sisters who scored 90% in interviews were never hired! Imagine such injustice hiding behind Tukutendereze! We'll push back!

@TonyNatif @ODPPUGANDA @AmosLugoloobi @RebeccaKadagaUG @MatiaK5 My leader, can’t we lobby our big weights from the elgon region to do some talking on our sister’s behalf? 🙈

Can the @ODPPUGANDA give us an explanation as to why @AmosLugoloobi got a nolle prosequi and Agnes Nandutu was convicted? Amos Lugolobi literally had those iron sheets on his farm shade. Also, why weren’t the likes of @RebeccaKadagaUG, @MatiaK5 etc…. charged?

Must watch full interview : 🚨🔔‼️ A man in is 50’s is going viral for his frank explanation on “ why Men die early and are lonely at OLD AGE “ Wow ! He never missed !

ASK THE LOAN OFFICER THE QUESTIONS BELOW BEFORE BORROWING FROM THE BANK OR FINANCIAL INSTITUTION: 1. Interest rate:Ask for the exact rate, whether it’s fixed or variable, and how it’s calculated. 2. Total cost of the loan: Not just the principal—ask how much you’ll pay in total over the full period. 3. Repayment schedule: Clarify how often you’ll pay (monthly, weekly) and the exact due dates. 4. Loan term (duration): How long you have to repay and how that affects your total cost. 5. Fees and hidden charges: Ask about processing fees, insurance, penalties, and any administrative costs. 6. Early repayment policy: Can you pay off the loan early? Are there penalties or discounts? 7. Late payment penalties: What happens if you miss or delay a payment? How much will it cost? 8. Collateral requirements: Do you need to pledge assets? What exactly is at risk if you default? 9. Loan conditions and restrictions: Any rules on how you must use the money or other obligations. 10. Grace period: Whether there’s any time before repayments start. 11. Default consequences: What happens legally and financially if you fail to repay. 12. Insurance requirements: Some loans require insurance—ask what it covers and how much it costs. 13. Currency and exchange risk (if applicable): Especially important if the loan is in a foreign currency. 14. Your ability to repay: Talk honestly about your income stability and whether the repayments are realistic. 15. Lender’s reputation: Ask others about their experience with the institution—customer service, fairness, and transparency. @regesa @ugbankers @WorldBankGroup @hmuzira @pearlbank_ug

@Saddam_KE Okay

I’ve seen enough football in my life to know Everton is getting a win tonight.

@RichBbossa Mannnnn Sometimes you gotta do what you have to do🤪

@BironseMichael 😅😅😅

Your Excellency @KagutaMuseveni, Rt. Hon. Speaker @AnitahAmong, Rt. Hon. Deputy Speaker @Thomas_Tayebwa, I will be blunt, but respectful. We urgently need your intervention and leadership to address the worsening road safety situation in this country. Road crashes are predictable, and because they are predictable, they are preventable—just like any other public health threat. What kills is not the crash itself, but the injuries that follow. These injuries are a direct consequence of unsafe roads, poor enforcement, and systemic failures that have been allowed to persist. The top leadership at the Ministry has, for years, prioritized personal enrichment over the construction and maintenance of safe roads. Their decisions go unquestioned by Parliament, the Auditor General @OAG_Uganda, or @mofpedU. Each time a major crash occurs, there is public noise by many leaders in this country including three of you for a few days, then everything is forgotten until the next tragedy. At the centre of this cycle is entrenched, systemic, and syndicated corruption. I attempted to question expenditure within the department in 2019. No one listened. Instead, eight months later, a Commissioner attempted to usurp the powers of the Public Service Commission—and none of his seniors intervened to advise him that he has no power to dismiss me from the department. My original question was simple: why should we spend UGX 100 billion on Motor Vehicle Registration instead of investing that money in road crash prevention? @URAuganda was already doing a good job with motor vehicle registration. The reasoning was simple, since URA was already doing some work, most of the funds could easily be swindled. Road crash prevention is public health issue. It is no different from investing in HIV/AIDS or malaria prevention. The departments with the Ministry do not coordinate on road safety management. Their motivation is not what can be achieved collectively, but how much can be embezzled if they avoid working together. A network of officers across @mofpedU, @MoWT_Uganda, @Parliament_Ug, and @OAG_Uganda continues to benefit from this unchecked loss of lives. If this recent crash was caused by dust due to construction works, then it is a failure of contract management. Contractors are required to ensure dust suppression on all roads under construction. When they fail, it is because someone has been compromised. One of the most critical responsibilities in road safety management is to coordinate all stakeholders—government MDAs, the private sector, and civil society—on road safety. I understand the perception some may have of me for raising these issues publicly. But I have been left with no choice. I reported my situation internally and to @IGGUganda, @UHRC_UGANDA, the responsible Permanent Secretary (Ministry of Public Service), and @CID1_UG of @PoliceUg. Nothing has been done. As the top leadership of this country, you have the authority and responsibility to act and drastically reduce road traffic crashes. I say this with the respect your offices deserve. I HAVE BEEN DENIED A PROMOTION AND LABELED A REBELLIOUS CIVIL SERVANT AND RENDERED REDUNDANT BECAUSE OF MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION ON ROAD SAFETY MANAGEMENT.

@albertKatruGuma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Delete this tweet, Sarah.

@amronaldo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Commisioner, sorry meant Commisioners 🤣🤣🤣

Not when many Commissioners openly refer to public funds as “their money” during budgeting and expenditure, as though they are doing Ugandans a favour. Recent structural and administrative changes have only emboldened this attitude. Some now go as far as defying lawful instructions from Permanent Secretaries—yet Permanent Secretaries are their immediate supervisors. I am aware of cases where directives from the Head of Public Service (@LNakyobe), the PSST (@mofpedU @rggoobi), and even line Ministers have been ignored by the Commissioner, sorry meant Commissioners.

@TonyNatif @tahakanizibwa Many writers prefer to call it ‘The white elephant’ 🙈

@tahakanizibwa Let’s talk about the elephant in the room….

Recharge, Reflesh & Reignite: Explore Uganda's natural wonders. Nice weekend 🙏

Workout, before attempting to put an end to your liver.

@markgoldbridge @grok explaon please

90 million down the drain to keep him and watch him turn in shit performances in the midfield every week

@TonyNatif What is that chance of landkng on a pride of lions or any other wild animals out there?

Mountains can actually be gorgeous. You also drink in peace. No one passes judgement.