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Erin M

@BluffAndBreeze

Non performative whimsy // Instinctive analytics // Broad definition of airline personal item I can check out any time I want, but never leave

Katılım Temmuz 2014
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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
My twitter goal is just to avoid saying anything I will professionally regret in 3 years.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@ShamashAran @realMikeLindell apparently my choices for governor next election are the somali party or a retarded online rw influencer and I'm seeing the appeal of slobodan praljaks solution
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Mike Lindell
Mike Lindell@realMikeLindell·
🚨 Breaking News: Mike Lindell Leads in Race for Minnesota Governor! 🇺🇸 New polling shows Mike Lindell leading the Republican field just days before the MN GOP Convention and with a President Trump endorsement, his lead grows to a commanding 22 points. Support Mike's Campaign Now at LindellGov.com
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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@selentelechia I took my husband to his first rodeo! And we made so many variations of that joke at the time
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Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@asymmetricinfo When I was starting my first kitchen, I had to decide whether to build out an Indian spice box or a Thai one. It was a bougie problem, but I like to cook! And I couldn't afford both sets.
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Megan McArdle
Megan McArdle@asymmetricinfo·
So on the one hand these arguments are kind of crazy and on the other hand kids today are used, in a way that kids of my generation were not, to eating a wide variety of ethnic cuisines that each come with their own essential starter kit.
Deva Hazarika@devahaz

Some reasons why cooking is overwhelming for many: -To cook each cuisine requires different base set of spices, staples, etc -Popular recipes often include obscure, expensive ingredients -Purchasing exact item amts often not possible -Utilizing rest of perishable food challenging

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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@selentelechia Those simple but large projects can be a sort of sweet spot. Easy way to get lots of reps in while making visible progress Good luck with it
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🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾
I have started a technically very simple but Enormous knitting project and my goal is to be done by fall I got burned out on the tutorial book, so I'm gonna do something big and simple and pretty for my cousin's baby due in September I'll come back to the tutorial later
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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@gnomedepot The variant must be the Helicopter Mom Helm
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Gnome Depot
Gnome Depot@gnomedepot·
Helm of Protection. The cursed variant doesn’t come off until you’re completely protected.
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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
Working from home makes you realize how dogs left home alone bark
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Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@ChefGruel When I chiffonade basil or other herbs, I often find that the bottom bit of the leaf roll hasn’t sliced through. Is this a dull knife problem?
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Chef Andrew Gruel
Chef Andrew Gruel@ChefGruel·
Want your cabbage to melt? Slice it thinly.
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Otto Von Tweetmarck
Otto Von Tweetmarck@OVTweetmarck·
(Puts on the “Root for misery for everyone else” hat yet again)
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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
Does Twitter have a good history of post-Viking Scandinavia to recommend me?
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Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@webdevMason I read something about how "flap meat" was a cheap cut of beef with recipes on how to use it. When I finally found it in my store, it was over $9/lbs. Mileage varies....everywhere
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Mason
Mason@webdevMason·
Grocery prices are goated for Internet Discourse because nobody realizes how regional they are. I pay twice as much or more for chicken (both regular and organic) at a less bougie store than my mom does on the west coast, even with comparable prices for other staples
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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@Corbienest I was getting Temu food ads recently. Deeply sus
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Corbie
Corbie@Corbienest·
Just stop it.
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Tim Carney
Tim Carney@TPCarney·
A felled tree trunk, 4 feet in diameter: would you call that a “log”?
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Erin M
Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
Have been instructed to "marinate on" an idea twice in this conference call. No, just no.
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Erin M@BluffAndBreeze·
@aelfred_D His arch-nemsis? A six foot tall squirrel with a lust for power
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Kendric Tonn
Kendric Tonn@kendrictonn·
Freak out because I suddenly realize I'm wearing my shoes in the house Then remember I'm in America Then remember I take my shoes off in the house It's good to be home imma pass out now
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Emily Zanotti 🦝
Emily Zanotti 🦝@emzanotti·
Oh, hey. I have a very unexpected life update!
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Adele Scalia
Adele Scalia@AdeleScalia·
Twitter, settle this debate between me and my friend @solveiggold. Who is the better looking British Prince?
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