Bree Davis

@fakeyarratrams Hear hear!!!

Extra Footy Trams for Sir Doug Nicholls round, and Dreamtime At The G tonight. If you intend to catch the tram to any of the matches so you can heckle and boo First Nations people, your best option is to stay at home having a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. #YarraTrams

@Coldstray Totally deserved.. hopefully he sustained brain damage… prick

Guy harasses a horse from behind and immediately gets knocked out

@fakeyarratrams On Mondays, we eat kebabs…

Whoa what a big week it’s been. So glad the weekend is finally here. What do you mean it’s only Monday? I’m a cat, I don’t understand the concept of time. All I know is that it’s kebab time so hurry up with it. ~Depot Cat

@Xero happy “unable to load data” Monday!! But it’s ok because there is no fault according to the Xero!! Another day full of shenanigans from Xero.. #xerofail #MYOBismorereliable

@fakeyarratrams My hero!!!!

@BomberBreeza Don’t worry, I’ll catch them. ~Depot Cat

Rawwwr! I’m a spider. Give me all of your kebabs before I spider you with my thing that spiders do. ~Depot Cat

@xero can I have my navigation bar back please

@Xero Great to see a third day of shenanigans is going on at Xero.. Here - have a $100 a month for software that only functions every second week or so.. Maybe roll back the price increase as well..? #xero #xerofail #MYOBismorereliable

@gelfling76 @Xero Hard relate my friend - I had to pay people manually…

@BomberBreeza @Xero This is absolute bullshit. I have so much work to do today. I don't get paid if I don't do it.

@PeddleGraeme @Xero I doubt it but we should!

@BomberBreeza @Xero Will we get a credit for the days it has been unusable?

@Xero Yeah so that’s the thing - your status page should no errors yesterday and as per my post yesterday, there were fundamental internal errors with the software.. so let’s revise that answer of yours…

@BomberBreeza We're aware that our customers have been experiencing issues in Xero which we’re working hard to resolve. Our status page contains the most up to date info: status.xero.com If you need help, please raise a case in Xero Central. Our apologies for any inconvenience caused.

@Xero I have tried creating the same bill and uploading attachments over 8 times and each time I saved I get an error message.. For the love of all things holy, FIX YOUR SOFTWARE!!!! #xero #xerofail

@Xero @BridgetMWillard Well done Bridget… it would be nice if it didn’t take 24 mins to create a bill because Xero wouldn’t save it.. maybe the product team could get the software to do the basics??

@BridgetMWillard Hi Bridget! Thanks for sharing your experience. We've noted this with our Product Team to review workflow and will be in touch if we need some further insights. Thanks again.

How is your SaaS using your UI to help with customer service? I love @Xero and changing my cc for my subscription was super frustrating. (I know it's software as a service but yeah.)

@xRustyRatx @Xero True that … and now my employees are not going to get paid as I can’t run a pay run.. Well done Xero… #xero #xerofail #donotusexero #MYOBismorereliable

@BomberBreeza @Xero Down again..but Always increasing prices!

@Xero you know what I have real issues dealing with?? This on a regular basis.. time to own up and own your mistakes.. #xero #xerofailures

@Xero please explain what this means.. I have had Xero set up for over 10 years… Perhaps don’t rise prices until you get the basics right??? #xero #xerofail

@craig3352 @Xero And Xero is acting up again today!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

@BomberBreeza @Xero The main thing is they got those emails out yesterday to say subscriptions are increasing (again).

@fakeyarratrams L Class!! L for legend! I’m happy with that!

Through careful scientific analysis of Myki use, here at #YarraTrams we have been able to determine which kind of tram you are, based on your birth month. If you don’t agree with the findings, try being born in a different month next time.

@fakeyarratrams @MCEC

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@fakeyarratrams That actually looks quite comfortable!! Might need replacing quite frequently.. 🤔

This is a really good nap spot. I think I’ll file it away so I know where it is for the next time I need a quick 20 hours nap. ~Depot Cat