bran huess

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS I MET EDGE. I AM FUCKING SOBBING. THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I WAS 7. Thanks @EdgeRatedR for being the nicest guy in the planet! Sorry I snuck in the ab touch.

Restaurants don’t pay staff enough and it’s not “your problem” - correct. But when people say that all I hear is “I know you’re struggling and I’m gonna take up your time but I’m knowingly not going to tip you” Bruh, just order take out. No tip necessary

God bless servers and bartenders always but particularly now where I see people proudly boasting online that they don’t tip!? Then they double down and say they know bartenders/servers don’t get paid enough but it’s not their problem!! I would’ve been fighting customers

@chizzy_getsbusy Certainly the best in years

Might possibly be the best slate of Thanksgiving games ever

Just when I thought they couldn’t top their 2023 schedule release😂

Remarkably bright creatures was my favorite read of 2025 and I just watched the movie and it does the book right. Sobbed through both. Just delightful 10/10

Getting to see Elmo like THE ELMO in person was not on my 2026 bingo card but it just happened. My heart is going to explode ❤️

I’m trying to get @Bran_John99 to watch Dredd with Karl Urban but she heard it’s bad. Who will come to aid?

I ain’t bookmarking tweets, but I am observing and will remember

I think I am a pretty understanding, empathetic and nonjudgmental person but just know if you want AJ Brown off the eagles I think you’re a certified dumbass.

At least when this wretched series is over I will be able to smile cuz the flyers made it to round two and I can go to bed at 830p every night again.

Jesus H

The Phillies lost 12-1 for this by the way, flyers

Oh come on

Truly can’t believe society doesn’t abide by the secret rules I have in place in my own mind and expect everyone to follow so I can have a nice day.

Oi

Leaping lizards

Holy shit a power play goal. A Christmas miracle

@hammerito The “golden tempo” if you will

Every sports team in this city runs on hate and whatever pain meds they give horses

I love when a plan comes together

Girlfriend, just decline the penalty next time. Christ.