Maoist Standard English Professor

Fallen Angels 11pm solo showing in the pouring fucking rain ain’t NOBODY yearning like me

@bhangbhangducx Colonel "Kissinger" Ward expanding the New Republic bombing campaign into Space Cambodia

it's cool how Sigourney Weaver's character starts the movie saying "it's about preventing another war" and ends the movie bombing Nal Hutta, a foreign sovereign power

@JboiHQ This is incredible ragebait. I physically felt my blood pressure spike. I am truly in awe of your work.

Proof that critics hate fun. Not everything needs to be high art like Project Hail Mary, sometimes something can just be made to entertain the fans.

[DEMOCRATS]: We are giving Gavin Newsom an all minority Fedaykin Guard [REPUBLICANS]: We are doing the War Economy from Metal Gear Sold 4 [KANYE ARGUING WITH HIS LAUNDRY]: Don't act like I never fold ya 🔥🔥

Going to the anarchist bar and getting thrown out the door like the Salty Spitoon after telling people I have a job

Bostonian loser anime called Please Don't Fack Wit Me Maggie Touro

It's the Ides Of May... fuckin anything could happen

Two tickets to the Demoralizing Bullshit Factory? Oh honey you shouldn't have

You left me on read but honestly fair I was saying some straight BULLSHIT

@netflix 20 category sweep at the Yakub's Choice Awards

LOVE IS BLIND: BOSTON 🥂 Coming this Fall

[WATTO IF HE HAD TWITTER]: #SellAnakinSkywalkerIntoWhiteSlavery

Eventually you just gotta say fuck it and go to Union Pool with a propeller hat and comically large lollipop

Just admit you got filtered like the rest of us you pinheaded troglodyte

Buschwick Polycule unioinizing call that Trade Federation

The CIA is using this to psyop sensitive young men into moving to Brooklyn I just... I just can't PROVE it youtube.com/watch?v=QPMTyo…

@dude_gang Rebuilding da coochie from first principles

using deductive reasoning to find the clit

Middle Eastern guy named Aituka Pillin Ibyzah

@DailyMail How white women be moving in that JP Morgan office

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0

[JOHN F KIRKEDY]: ehhhh.... Countin or not countin broad violence? **GUNSHOT**

It's a little version of me Charlie. I want you to have it