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More undocumented men have been crossing since 3am this morning with over 900 crossing in the last three days. Officials are predicting that over a 1,000 could arrive today with better weather conditions in the English Channel, now launching from Belgium and France.

@StokeyyG2 He might be able to get a job on Dyer Caravan Park

Jarrod Bowen speaks at full time following West Ham’s relegation to the Championship… Who do you see snapping him up?

@WestHam Should have stuck with moyles you wanted him out

Full-time.

@KaleyBeatty @SouthamptonFC Might as well use the opportunity to tell him about Santa and the Tooth Fairy gets it out the way then

I wonder if @SouthamptonFC will explain to my 6 year old why he can’t go to Wembley 😡😡

@AlertaCaptain Jesus that’s more horrendous that labours performance in the recent polls - hope he gets well soon

@bababumcheeks @matthewdmarsden 90’s we amazing queues to get into nightclubs had to dress smart to get in any trouble was solved with a few fists could sit outside a club at 4am pissed up eating a kebab and not have to worry about being stabbed and walk round city centres safely

@matthewdmarsden I’ve come to accept. I’m 46 now. I will never see any change in my life time now. The best days was the early 90s. Towns and bars rammed packed. High streets busy. Now all that is gone. The north west is dying. Blackburn is gone. Breaks my heart

I am looking at what is happening in the UK with absolute disbelief. The British people do not deserve this.

@MrPitbull07 So sad :(

This is the final photographs of Phillip Herron 34, crying in his car, literally minutes before taking his own life. He was a single Dad with three kids, struggling with crushing debt of over £20,000 and was desperately waiting for a Payday loan he'd applied for. But it was paid in arrears, with a 5 week wait time. That wait drove him even deeper into debt, and when he died he had £4.61 in his bank account and clearly couldn't see any other way out. Like a lot of people, especially men, he kept all of this to himself, nobody else knew how bad things were getting. This poor man even had to tell his children that Santa Claus wouldn’t come this year, and in his suicide note he wrote that they'd be better off if he wasn't around any more. And now he isn't. We need to talk more. We need to be kinder. And we need to be a country that helps each other when we need it the most.

@StanCollymore Just hold it at welly market loads of villa there

Right. I managed to get the Mayor of London to budge on access to Wembley a year ago so I'm fucking sure i can make something happen in Birmingham. Large arenas in Birmingham, security companies who can make large events safe, Birmingham Council and local MP'S along with high profile Villans who can sprinkle magic and logistical know how. Please contact me here or email or LinkedIn. The challenge? Making a safe event with the biggest fuck off screen on earth available for 30 thousand kids and families and Villans to watch the Europa League Final live. At cost price only with any spare money to go to Acorns Hospice. Or give your space and time for free with ALL money going to Acorns. If Spurs and Palace can cater for their fans, I fucking know we can.

@griminthenorth @Bankersbonus1 Say you can’t drive without saying you can’t drive

@Bankersbonus1 No point in blaming the government.. it was your choice to have a car, behave like a grown up and take responsibility for your own actions.. 🤣

Just got my vehicle road tax for my Volvo hybrid:£640 up from 300. This government is the worst I my lifetime.

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown Is this to replace Rachel from accounts

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

@GuzKhanOfficial After what happened with Covid not a chance of people listening

@ejgallagherx Amazing isn’t it and sends a message

Seen some of the results come through and majority are reform wins. What the actual fuck is going on?! I cannot believe this.

@Keir_Starmer Is it April the 1st

Tomorrow vote for a party that’s on your side. Vote Labour.

@kezia_noble Because by the time you get back knock one off last thing you want to do is cook

The amount of food delivery drivers I’ve seen out today whilst canvassing is mind blowing 👀 As someone who never orders online food delivery. Can anyone explain to me why making an omelette or a sandwich at home isn’t better than forking out £15-£20 for a take-away? 🤔

@ChrisBarnes3D But you get a house at the end of it that is then yours 🤔

everyone loves to point out renting is "just dead money" until you point out they'll spend £240k in mortgage interest over 30 years

@james_xond When thatcher got kicked out

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

🚨 Exclusively male migrants launch boat from Dunkirk This comes as 900 entered the UK over the weekend, illegal and unvetted. France is working to ruin us, as multiple boats have been sighted in the Channel this morning. Our own Border Force is ruining us too with their devastating open border policy. This is nothing short of an invasion and a national emergency, and yet our political class, let alone the French, keep refusing to act!

@IRONSSSS Hounded Moyes out and this is what you get

Yeah we are fucked. At least next season Sully, Brady and Nuno won’t be at the club. Get Carrick in straight after the Leeds game.

@TheFootyFeed @AwayDaysFB No chance that’s £6

Jerk chicken, plantain and rice from The Shak at Tooting & Mitcham - 💷£6.00

@BCFC Good finish first season back and we go again next season - ignore the wet wipes who wanted automatic

A season full of ups and downs but we keep pushing forward, 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 👊