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I love that my country warns people about ai generated fake content

After four years full of challenges and hard work, it's time to move on. I leave with the feeling that the mission is complete. 4 seasons, 3 championships. I will never forget the love I received from the fans from my very first days. Catalonia is my place on earth. Thank you to everyone I met along the way during these beautiful four years. A special thank you to President Laporta for giving me the chance to live the most incredible chapter of my career. Barça is back where it belongs. Visca el Barça. Visca Catalunya 💙❤️ @fcbarcelona

Just added another stream of passive income (My wife got a 3rd job)

When you check up on your ex and they doing terrible

I need to take a break. I thought this was a parlay

@UTD_Kev_ @garanio12 @Bustedd__ @Final_AltCeII @LekanKorede5 @The_Forty_Four He literally guesses her age right after by saying 16? You think he didn’t know they were talking about age?? And lets not forget he says he hasn’t been with a 15 year old.. as in acknowledging that he understands she is 15…

@garanio12 @Bustedd__ @Final_AltCeII @LekanKorede5 @The_Forty_Four When she says “I’m not yet 18” he is confused by that statement, this whole time he prolly didn’t know age is being discussed

Images of Bournemouth’s Rightback, Alex jimenez, supposedly messaging a 15yr old are currently doing the rounds…😳

@ariana_andy12 @KingJosiah_77 @LekanKorede5 @The_Forty_Four Doesn’t matter, he acknowledges that he understands she is 15 right after, unless 15 is also size for you…

@KingJosiah_77 @LekanKorede5 @The_Forty_Four He didn’t say small by age but size

@urchmonniie @KingJosiah_77 @LekanKorede5 @The_Forty_Four He literally acknowledges that she is 15 in the next message, unless you think he meant she is 15 cm in size…

@KingJosiah_77 @LekanKorede5 @The_Forty_Four Smaller can be size

@Cuervo_NJ @Adrian09917124 @bzrkartonline @FabrizioRomano Black on black racism, thats colorism genius…

@Bry50310 @Adrian09917124 @bzrkartonline @FabrizioRomano no, it’s mexicans and brazilians. colorist? thats literally racist, genius

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde suffered a traumatic brain injury and will MISS El Clásico. “The tests carried out today on our player Fede Valverde by the Real Madrid Medical Services, he has been diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury”. “Valverde is at home in good condition and will need to rest for 10 to 14 days, as per medical protocols for this diagnosis”, Real Madrid confirm.

@Cuervo_NJ @Adrian09917124 @bzrkartonline @FabrizioRomano That is insanely wild to say, after Americans it’s Argentinians, if dominicans are something its colorist

@Adrian09917124 @bzrkartonline @FabrizioRomano the most racist people in america are americans. after that, it’s mexicans, then brazilians, followed by dominicans. argentinians aren’t close to as racist as you claim, moron

Police officer: " What's that powder stuff in your bag, is it flour? " Me:

@dongiorgio96 @CulerZG @nocontextfooty Ironic coming from a chelsea fan lol

@CulerZG @nocontextfooty Sem Messi e os árbitros vcs não são nada, só respeitava vcs no tempo de Rivaldo e Ronaldinho.

“Los niños de hoy en día necesitan ver YouTube en el coche para no aburrirse” Yo con 7 años cuando mi gota de lluvia favorita perdía la carrera en la ventana:

"We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist." ― James Baldwin

This is what people mean when they say that poverty is systemic and a class issue, and not because of personal choices.

"They're not farmers. They're just people who have resources. A farmer is me, who spends the day in the field"

Space olise gets compared to lamine is laughable

@dembozo @clanceog @gabrielseguura @jbzee_z @BarcaTimes He literally started last game…

@clanceog @gabrielseguura @jbzee_z @BarcaTimes gavi hasn’t played in 2 years you r3tard

🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Barcelona's STARTING XI against Atlético Madrid. #fcblive #UCL 🔵🔴

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