Alex

I feel like this clip sums up my life

@sincerest Times are tough. Spinning the Wheel Of Misfortune too many times?

@sincerest You can take the girl out of Neopia..

Tried to make it to LA before we go back home, the Civic said it had enough and broke on us! Phoenix, we here now while the car is getting fixed 🤞🏾 Gonna mob around the city in the sprinter selling CD’s in the meantime.

Happy days are here again

My new album The Fall-Off available now everywhere jcole.lnk.to/TheFall-Off

gofund.me/4863bb377 This is a go fund me for my girlfriends home city of Leiria. It was recently destroyed by a storm and everyone, including her family, need all the help they can get to start again. Please share or contribute if you can #Leiria

Vince Staples brain need to be donated to the NAACP when he croak

Norm MacDonald's Quentin Tarantino impression (1998) 👀

Wrong version, this is what happened in the episode

"Forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream." "So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?" "You got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that." "You'd better run, egg!"

Sunday Visitors (1954), by George Hughes

One of those great European knights

The great Jim Downey, with this Epstein bit from 2 years ago that gets better by the day:

This dude surprises people with armadillos and their reactions are so wholesome