Bob The Builder

@am27852 He never said that

Max Verstappen is absolutely right here....

@gsrobins @MarketPalmer_ You’re concentrating on big cities. There’s a whole population out there living in the suburbs and rural areas who use SUVs constant.

@MarketPalmer_ He’s working on your vehicle subscription, not producing more personal vehicles. (Killing the Model X and Model S). Yes a Tahoe or Suburban is needed for big families and road trips. But those are what, 1,2,3 times per year?

I have no idea why Tesla hasn't come out with a Tahoe-style SUV. Pair that with FSD and it would be one of the top-selling vehicles in the world.

@Shahriar661731 Doctors are late because patients think they are their personal psychotherapist

My Doctor was always 45 mins late, every visit. No apology it’s just “Take a seat.” Last time I was waited 1 hour 20 mins then I left. Then wrote a Goggle review. I wasn’t mean but just honest : “Always late, brings a book. 2 stars.” He called me that night from his personal cell. “you think I’m late because I don’t respect your time ?” I said “…..yes? “

@TristenPalori You haven’t seen my yard! It’s a park

Can someone explain to me why people do cosmetic yard work for 4+ hours every weekend? Wait, so the 10 seconds you see it when you leave/enter your home makes it all worth it? I just can’t think of a worse way to spend my time.

@KettlebellDan @AmericanAir Also, the AA WiFi connection routine is cumbersome. And it forces you to play a couple of ads for 5 minutes

.@AmericanAir please get Starlink on your flights. I was just on a 5 hour flight and couldn’t get any work done due to the poor wifi

@MetalheadMarv Vince Neil is way ahead of the beat with his vocals.

Carrie Underwood absolutely crushed it with Mötley Crüe on American Idol last night She brought the power, the attitude, and proved once again she can rock with the best of them. What did everyone think of the performance? Did Carrie steal the show? #CarrieUnderwood #MotleyCrue

@marcorandazza Swiping a physical card costs them less in credit card fees, than manually typing your credit card number

I give the hotel my credit card in advance to reserve the room. If I don't show up, they charge the card anyway, and I pay for it. But, if I DO SHOW UP, they need to have the physical card and my signature, or I can't have the room. Make it make sense

@elkelk Because he wants to stand in line for 20 minutes and have no space in the overhead bin

Never understood why boarding a flight early is a “perk” Great, I get to sit for an extra 22 minutes in an uncomfortable seat while we don’t move

@OCpatriot_ @brianking17609 lol, California definitely requires a permit to install a new water heater, 100%.

@brianking17609 California doesn't require a permit or inspection for this. Only that the Gas Company come out and inspect it. I've got that appt made for next week.

Water heater died last night. 5 yrs old, still under warranty. Called Manufacturer, they said they'd send parts, but that'd be 4-6 days. Couldn't leave my family without hot water that long. So I called local repair company, they'd been there 5 minutes when they quoted me $1,100 to fix it. Wouldn't break it down to parts and labor until I leaned on them hard. - $300 parts - $800 labor For 30-40 minutes of work. For a water heater that cost me $700 with sales tax. I called the manufacturer back and told them the situation and that I planned on buying a new unit at The Home Depot and install it myself (I'd installed my current one). Rheem said no problem, take your old one with you and we'll give you full credit towards your new one. With the military discount from my buddy that was helping me, I was out of pocket a whole $65 when it was all said and done, and even traded up a model with a longer warranty. Thank you Rheem, thank you Home Depot. Fuck off predatory appliance repair companies.

@SolLunix This is a terrible argument. The company is deducting actual expenses, such as equipment, materials, payroll, etc. therefore they are only paying taxes on their actual profit. The people that own the company pay regular taxes, just like you and I for their own “survival “

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

@HillF1 The battery algorithm competition resumes in two days

Racing resumes in 2 days

@fia @redbullracing @F1 You should completely scrap the sprint weekend and stick to a regular race weekend. You just changed the regulations and they need to test it out, not to mention your regulations suck balls.

Miami Grand Prix Free Practice 1 extended to 90 mins 🇺🇸 #FIA #F1 #MiamiGP

@MatthewPTyson @formularacers_ I’m not an engine expert, but I don’t think you can just push a button to increase the horsepower of an internal combustion motor. That could take massive redevelopment time and money.

@formularacers_ increase the ICU output to 850hp, reduce the battery superclip to 0kW, reduce maximum recharge to 0MJ, problem solved

🚨 | BREAKING: The FIA announce changes to the F1 regulations - Peak superclip increased to 350kW from 250kW, reducing recharging time and driver focus on energy management. - Reduction in maximum recharge from 8MJ to 7MJ, to reduce supercliping.

@washghost1 That’s not a loadbearing wall. It’s only holding up the header for the closet doors. It may also slightly support the ceiling joist, but there’s a wall right behind it. In the grand scheme of things, no big deal

@rayontrack Trolls post bullshit to get clicks

“f1 is dying” meanwhile viewership is up and we’re getting actual battles the only thing dying is your favourite driver’s dominance 🤷🏻‍♂️

@yvessirae I’m angry that almost 40% US citizens don’t pay any tax at all, but yet they get tons of social services that are based on the horrendous percentage of taxes that I do pay.

"You're just jealous of rich people" no I'm angry that a man with 12 vacation homes is paying less in taxes than a nurse

@20_1NM @Planet_F1 Read the question again. Would F1 be worse off. Of course it would, Max brings amazing excitement to the sport. But of course it will continue on without him.

@Planet_F1 Nope. F1 was there before Max, it will continue to thrive without Max.

Would F1 be a poorer place without Max Verstappen?

@ronrule If you work on a commission, would you be OK with a sliding scale?

Percentages make no sense for real estate transactions. It is not four times the amount of work for a listing agent to sell a $400k house than it is to sell a $100k house. The whole process should be an app.

@SandraAdaeze4 @GBL59378365 @DschlopesIsBack Didn’t seem like it

@GBL59378365 @DschlopesIsBack My.reply.is.a.joke.too

Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from the kitchen.

@SteveOnSpeed So you’re surprised that when you asked for the top-of-the-line windows, you didn’t get the same pricing as shitty Home Depot do it yourself windows?

We had Renewal By Anderson out at the house last year to give us a quote for 11 windows and a sliding glass door. $35,000. How do these guys stay in business?