George Michael

I'm the sock

@TheBlazedApe @barstoolsports No

@barstoolsports These your boys @ByCuriousGeorge?

Loyalty: A Bunch Of Xavier Fans Drove Up To Dayton Last Night Just To Heckle Sean Miller During The First Four, Got Ejected From The Game s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@JaBrowen Talk about being blindsided

‘The Blind Side II’

@keithsoup20 Sans hair

Me after 8 hours at my cushy desk job

@JaBrowen In ALL situations?

Wearing an undershirt is insane

@TheBlazedApe Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Is there anything more pretentious than ending a statement with “but that’s just me”

@JaBrowen @D_Shak 244 unsent resignation letters

@D_Shak 244 world changing ideas*

I love to enjoy my empty inbox with my Outlook AirPods case.

@keithsoup20 Coffee and the other thing I like

What’s the best combination of uppers and downers to make it feel like I’m on no drugs at all?

@JaBrowen First we planked, then we raw-dogged flights, now we soap max!

@D_Shak @JaBrowen Correct and the Rizzler is Costco brother from another mother

@JaBrowen No Aj is big justices dad.

I hate that I’m asking this, but is AJ the Rizzlers dad?

@JaBrowen Bring the Boom! Yeah! Hahaha

I really want to try a chicken bake and double chunk chocolate cookie from Costco because of The Costco Guys, but will never try one because of The Costco Guys

@ClevelandRuss Police stacking charges and taxes. Somethings are unavoidable

I think it’s pretty dumb to be charged with Assault 2 when the cop wasn’t too bright to have grabbed onto a moving car in a non-threatening situation

@AFC_Chlo @TheLurpySwede

Arsenal players & the animals I associate them with — a non-football thread (bc it’s international break)

We got him! A leader of men. Bring you @Jaboowins

@D_Shak Jordan had 38 points in his flu game what kind of performance are you having

Trying to figure out who had a harder flu game. Michael Jordan that one time or me right now with the flu being around a 3 and 4 year old all day.

@TheyAlreadyKnew 1 nil to the Arsenal. Odegaard with a captains contribution

Predictions?

@hankofjuly @keithsoup20 couldn’t stop at three or four

this scene contains at least like five of my favorite line deliveries of all time

Quincy Olivari is not a Prince he’s a King!

@ganthernation I was rocking my FSU socks all week for the positive vibes but sadly CFB is broken

Average age 72, average bedtime 8pm

Definitely was a children’s movie. Had a few grown up jokes and some goofy Sandler noises. 6.5 for adults watching with no kids

More singing than I thought

Now watching Leo. A Happy Madison Production.